Our house, our rules

We were raised to have and to expect good manners, and to be unfailingly lovely to everyone in our (collective) orbits. It follows, then, that the people we want in those orbits behave the same way.

Which is why when you are in our house - when you are on makelovenotporn.tv and partaking of our yummy - you will play by our rules. Period.

If you can't - or won't - then you will be removed, blacklisted and in some cases possibly thrown to our lawyerly wolves.

Should you ever encounter an issue with someone or something on our site, please contact us immediately at

The one rule to rule them all

Treat others as you would like to be treated. Be kind. Be respectful. Be helpful. Be gracious. Always have and assume positive intent.

Rules for sharing your video

Every person who appears in your video, or who is involved in the making of your video, must be 18 or older.

The law requires that we collect proof of age - so please be prepared to send scans or high res photos of 2 different IDs, one of which must be a government issued photo ID. All text on the IDs must be legible and photos should be clear. If your government issued photo ID has an out of date photo, it's best if you provide a second photo ID with a more recent picture for back up. This is true even if you choose to mask your identity in the video (mask, pixelation, or your faces just never appear).

All video submissions must be of consensual #realworldsex, captured in a contextualized, cliche-free real-world way. In other words, "To thine own self be true."

We want to see how you actually have sex in the real world. In all its crazystupidfunnysexystupendous-messysillydownanddirtylovingcasualhumanness. We don't want to see you making porn like they do in porn world.

And it should go without saying that what you capture absolutely must be consensual. If not, things will not go well for you.

You must have all the necessary rights and permissions for uploading a video, and it must not infringe any third party copyrights.

No trademarked music, logos or uploading a video without the consent of all parties involved.

No children, no poop, no animals.

No. No. No. A thousand times no.

For full details, please review the Video Submissions Agreement


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