I’ll Spread My…

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

Happily fed and content after an easter meal with the family, I got chatting with an old sex friend who lives across the country. Things got flirty, I started taking sexy pics and I got horny enough to drop what I was doing and hump the nearest thing…which happened to be my pillow ;) hump and grind with me to climax, babes!

Today I worked from home, but luck would have it that my laptop had to do an update and then crashed. I thought “might as well have a little bit of fun while I wait” It’s been a few days since I’ve gotten off and honestly, I get so horny during my period…visuals not really needed to assist in that department right now. As you’ll see, I still use them (some fave Reddit posts - specifically r/RuinedOrgasm) I didn’t mean to ruin my orgasm, but it sometimes just happens when I’m watching others get ruined. I tried to make up for it by continuing to use my dildo on myself and achieve an orgasm, but I failed at that, too. I should be working, but all work and no play makes Keke a dull girl ;) I will definitely be trying again for that O later!!!

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

After the lube was washed off… Even though I really wanted to make Cinna orgasm with only my hands, he wanted something different. That night I would do anything to make Cinna feel pleasure in whatever way he wanted. Plus some days I crave to feel his cum in my mouth …the snuggles after are always worth it!

It’s a grey and rainy Sunday, so what else is there to do but watch daytime tv movies and masturbate? I was thinking about everyone I have met in the community or chatted with and it makes me so horny and grateful that I have an audience at all! Thank you, this one is created with those watching right now in mind!

What do you do when you don’t feel like having period sex? Blowjobs and anal! We both love bjs and anal (bj first always), and I love my tail plug :)

Let me tell you this was a long wank for me. I don’t know if it’s hormones or stress…but I have been struggling to orgasm completely for weeks. I thought “let’s put on the new collar/nipple rings and slap your clit around a bit”. And since I recently found this riding crop when I was decluttering, I figured I’d use it. I don’t know how much of it got left in, but I started fantasizing about orgasm control and start talking dirty to myself…Hehe

On a mission to keep myself accountable for my physical health I wanted to record my practice. I started with some light stretching, and it had me feeling too good. I kept the “feel good” going and decided to show my vagina some loving, too.

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?