Sexy Christmas Outfit

After shopping online for sex toys with Monkey, I found myself in the mood for masturbation. Monkey pops away to play computer games and I play with myself. I begin with fingers, caressing my legs and my pussy. My hand delves into my knickers as I toy with my clit. I film with my phone camera and my computers built in webcam for some very intimate angles. I pull my knickers aside and use my vibrator. As I orgasm, bliss washes over me. You might hear Monkey in the background swearing at his screen from time to time. Perhaps he should have kept me company.

Part one of our sexy vlog video series, Onwards and Upwards. Monkey and I bought a flat!! We love it so so much. This video series will document us moving out of our old place, a shared house on the farm, and into our flat in the attic of a historic manor house. This video, ‘Packing’, shows us boxing up and packing all of our worldly possessions. Including my rather extensive lingerie collection. I can’t believe it all fit into one box! I tried on several of my favourite revealing garments and Monkey and I treated ourselves to a sexy break from all the lifting and sorting. As always, its brimming with gigglesome fun. We’ve lived in a lot of different houses and flats but only in the last 3 years had we considered that we might be able to buy somewhere of our own. With the price of rent and the cost of living as they are, saving for a deposit felt out of reach. A full time job each wouldn’t be enough. For us, the solution included living in a shared house on a farm (cheap rent), making porn and an etsy shop selling hand-made undies. Gotta love creative solutions. I can’t wait to see what the next part of our adventure will bring. And I’m looking forward to showing you our new place.

What glorious weather!! Monkey and I were lucky enough to have access to a beautiful, private garden. We had lunch in the sunshine and lay down on the grass together. Theres a special quality to a soft lawn in warm sunshine. I find myself overcome with a desire to lay down and roll around. Maybe do a cartwheel. Monkey and I did the former. Holding each other for the joy of it and slowly, clumsily taking off our clothes, we make love. Kissing deeply and taking his dick into me. We fuck in all my favourite ways. Monkey straddled my chest and came all over my chest before helping me to orgasm, skillfully fingering my clit To my surprise the sounds of the garden were no distraction, they enhanced our sense of wonder.

Who loves butt fun? We do! Monkey and I are quite familiar with the ins and outs of the butt. We both enjoy giving and receiving anal pleasure. In this video, Monkey lays out on the bed whilst I pleasure him. I love to spoil him like this. I suck his dick and massage his bum hole before popping on a glove, lubing up my finger and tenderly probing inside. I think takes a lot of trust and connection to enjoy anal play as well as attentive communication. I check in with Monkey repeatedly. He reassures me how much he is enjoying himself. We use toys, vibrating ones. I gleefully watch monkey orgasm. I turn the vibrator on myself as monkey pops away to attend to his ablutions. He soon rejoins me and keeps me company whilst I orgasm with a vibrator. I think it can be very valuable for M/F couples to swap who penetrates who and experience a little bit of what the other may feel in the bedroom. I remember reading an article on the MLNP blog by Charlie Glickman which discusses this beautifully.

We went away for Monkeys birthday and stayed in this cute little airbnb. We'd started getting sexy on the bed in the evening when we realised, on the other side of our bedroom wall, was the kitchen. Our host was making dinner, we could hear everything. Unwilling to tear ourselves away from each other, we decided to be as quiet as possible. It felt mischievous. Monkey pleasured me with his hands and had to remind me to stay quiet. I found it so hot. We had to try to stop the bed from squeaking while I rode him.

I was feeling grouchy and sore. So Monkey offered to massage my tummy to try to soothe my cramps. It doesn’t take long before his hands wander beneath my knickers and rub my pussy. I welcome the pleasurable distraction and entertain myself with his dick whilst he brings me to orgasm. I can confirm that orgasms and sexy massage really neutralize period pain and it made me a lot less grumpy. We used two cameras in this so we could film two angles at once. It was really hot to watch while editing them together.

I got home from my run and had housework to do. I planned to do It straight away but got distracted looking at dirty pictures on my phone. A familiar concept to many of us hence Procrasturbation. Its a fly-on-the-wall peep of how I get off when nobody is watching.rnrnPlease excuse the lack of sound, I promise I'll make sure to record my moans in future videos!

Monkey was away for work and I wanted that cozy, comforting feeling that I get from his company. I was also horny! So I settled in to my cozy corner of the living room and engaged in some self love. Using my new vibrator I brought myself to a blissful climax. My plan was to send a clip to Monkey. I imagined him watching me and enjoying himself, which he did very much and he even sent me some pictures to illustrate his enjoyment. Please excuse the embarrassingly juveNULLe pants, they don't stay on for long anyway.

It was not our house. This house was warm. I find it so much easier to relax and take my clothes off when theres an open fire or a wood stove. Monkey was out of the room and I was horny. I called out for him, hungry for cock. I took him into my mouth and enjoyed him. Watching the video back, I'm surprised at how vocal and chatty I was as he fucked me from behind. I ask him to "be more gentle please" when he gives more than I can take.

We had a wonderful camping holiday. The weather was perfect. On the Wednesday we had sex in the tent and filmed it. Our sweaty, fabric love-cabin. It was great! We kissed sensually and took off each others clothes. In the cramped space the help was appreciated. As he unbuttoned my jeans and we tugged them down there was a tangible sense of mischief between us. We could hear hikers walking past on the path. Mid afternoon on a weekday and the only thing separating our sex from passing outdoorsfolk was a couple of thin fabric layers.