A lover recently asked me...

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

We spent my birthday in Paris and it was so dreamy! We stayed in a beautiful boutique hotel, called Hôtel Rendez-Vous and had sensual sex with the window open. You can faintly hear the soundscape of the city (and I'm sure people could hear us too). I was on my moon, but miraculously didn't stain the crisp white sheets. I hope you enjoy this very hot 35 minute video we made for you. 🔥

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

My favourite person to have sex with is away at the moment, so I took the opportunity to spend some time playing with myself. Watch me make my couch squeak.

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

My boyfriend is away traveling for work, so I made him this video of me at home, touching myself while thinking about the way he touches me :)

I got very hot and bothered in the sauna yesterday. Listen to my heavy breathing over the sounds of the crackling fire. Watch the sweat start to drip down my body as I get lost in pleasure, all the while being conscious of how close my leg is to the wood stove lol

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.