I only ever put this underwear on...

A lover recently asked me if I ever watch myself masturbate in the mirror on the wall at the end of my bed. To my own surprise I never had, but now it's my new thing! I usually think about other people when I masturbate, but in this video I got myself off thinking just about myself and what it would be like if I had 2 bodies, and could have sex with myself. More videos cumming soon ;)

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

Hi! If you don't already know this about me, I thoroughly enjoy sucking his dick. I'm obsessed with it. It's just so good! Sometimes when I'm on my moon, I get really horny, but feel less like receiving and more like giving. At the end of this video I offer him a tissue because I am equal parts filthy and considerate.

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

I just treated us all (lol) to this ridiculously hot outfit and I'm obsessed! It was very complicated to get into, but worth the struggle. I feel so sexy in it and the way the straps press against my vulva turns me on so much. My partner is a big fan as well. I think this is going to be my new sex uniform.

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.

I had some fun playing with my butt plug the other day. I think this might actually be the first time I've ever used one by myself! I was super turned on and it felt really good to touch my clit at the same time.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.