It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

There's construction happening next door, so we thought we'd drown them out with some loud sex. There's laughing, smacking, moaning and yes-ing. It was a lot of fun and we really enjoyed watching this one after we filmed it!

My boyfriend is away traveling for work, so I made him this video of me at home, touching myself while thinking about the way he touches me :)

We had hot sex all over the couch the other night. Some of our living room windows don't have curtains, but we've decided it's too late to bother with them at this point. It's been a while since we filmed a full-length video together, so we were feeling slightly camera shy! Watch us awkwardly fumble and laugh in the beginning, and eventually get into a super sensual flow.

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha

So after he walks in on me in my previous video and we had a good laugh at the situation we found ourselves in, he felt a bit disappointed that he missed the show. I reminded him that sex isn't over just because I had an orgasm.