I got a new bed today!

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.

I just treated us all (lol) to this ridiculously hot outfit and I'm obsessed! It was very complicated to get into, but worth the struggle. I feel so sexy in it and the way the straps press against my vulva turns me on so much. My partner is a big fan as well. I think this is going to be my new sex uniform.

I got a new toy! Toys aren't something I've explored very much, but my boyfriend recently told me that the thought of a suction dildo on the mirror at the end of my bed really turned him on, so we tried it. It was hot and we both loved it! It's SO hot in my apartment and it felt like we were sweating all over each other which we both find sexy. At one point we set the camera down right next to my fan - you can only hear it for a few minutes, but don't worry, you can still hear the succulent sounds of me blowing my bf over the fan blowing ;)

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

When in doubt, add more lube. Even when my pussy is literally dripping to the floor, more lube is just better when it comes to toys. Any advice for getting a dick to stick to hardwood better?

My partner was off surfing and I was at home feeling horny, so I decided to enjoy myself on our living room floor. I feel like this video is particularly succulent. I highly recommend you watch it with headphones on ;)

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

My favourite person to have sex with is away at the moment, so I took the opportunity to spend some time playing with myself. Watch me make my couch squeak.

I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!