I have a housemate now, so the...

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

A glimpse inside our daily life. The smell of the forest, the sound of the ocean, the taste of sweat...this one feels extra intimate.

I was never super keen on morning sex until I met my boyfriend. Now I can't get enough of it! Actually, I just can't get enough sex with him in general. You know how you can feel both highly satisfied and still so hungry for more? That's how I feel right now. Neither of us had an orgasm in this video, but we were both sooo turned on. We had to be very quiet this morning because his housemates were in the next room eating breakfast whilst we were devouring each other. Having to be so quiet has, to my surprise, made our sex even more fun.

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Something happened with my recent video submission and the last 11 minutes accidentally got cut off! What a tease. Here is Part 2 of Horny & Tender - the one with the cumming.

We have a bit of a crush on ChubbyDip, so we hopped into bed this afternoon and watched one of her videos together. Then we made one of our own. There's lots of kissing, laughing, touching, licking and fucking in this one. If you've seen my videos before, you know how much I like edging, so I thought I'd make you wait for Part 2 which has the cumming. It's gonna be sooo good, just you wait!

We used our MLNP earnings to take a holiday in the Canaries! We made you this hot video of us having sex at the beautiful place we're staying in. Hope you enjoy xo