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Glass Dildo Beach Fun 2021
Although our favourite holiday beach is a public one, it is slightly off the beaten track and normally quite secluded. So I always make sure I pack one of my favourite, waterproof, toys in my sun lotion bag so that, if the opportunity arises, I can have some relaxing Me-Time fun. And in this video I’d brought along my large Glass Dildo to indulge in some teasing, and quite fulfilling, naked dildo play in the shallows. I hope you’ll join me and feel part of our fun too.
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Summer Time Fun 2017 Part 2
Being horny on holiday is not just about being naughty on the beach. It’s also about evenings out to local tavernas, enjoying lovely food & fine wine, before returning to our apartment, to continue the fun with some indulgent me-time play & wild cocktails. And in “Summertime Fun Part 2” I do just that, indulging in several, long, me-time moments on the bed & the sofa with my favourite holiday-toys. And after another gasping explosion, I reward the both of us, by concockting my very own Tequila Sunset. And no that is not a spelling mistake, you’ll have to watch to see just what I mean!
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Completely Hooked
From the same wonderful evening at the Dungeon as my “St Andrews Cross” video. This is (even for me) not your average sort-of sex film but it was an amazing, multi-orgasmic time with lots of giggles, pop-corn(???), bondage, anal stimulation, fun, hooks, wands . . . and oh, did I say . . . orgasms? I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did.
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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Holiday Playtime, Part 2 with Pink Bob
I always like to have at least one Playtime session a day when I’m on holiday. Or maybe two or three! And having become quite worked-up on our apartment sofa earlier, with my new Thrusting Pulsing Dildo, I decided that I needed to cool down and seek a little more comfort. So I retired to the bedroom, with the air-conditioning turned on full and two of my favourite toys to lie-back and relax with, because I really really needed to cum!
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New Red Rope with Lover No. 14
“New Red Rope” is my eighth MLNP film with Lover 14 and if you’ve rented any of those previous videos you will know one always has to expect the unexpected whenever he is involved. He is one of the most patient, and creative, lovers I have ever met. And this video is just Part One of a wonderfully fun evening that was full of waves of orgasms for all three of us . . . as well as lots of fun and laughter which I think perfectly illustrates just what #realworldsex is all about. I hope you will enjoy!!!
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Sunburnt
“Sunburnt” is from a simply amazing holiday Hubby and I had in the summer on a beautiful Greek Island. We both got quite sunburnt, as you will see, but that didn’t stop us having some wonderful, sexy and fun times during the day (with the balcony doors open to the pool below) as well as evenings and mornings too of course! There’s just nothing like a holiday to unwind, relax and have #realworldsex fun. Enjoy!!!
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A Banana A Day
I was really fortunate to get away to my favourite holiday island this summer and film lots of fun photos and videos. But as Hubby was sorting through these new videos on our return, he reminded me that we still had one “playtime” video from LAST summer that we hadn’t uploaded to my pages here. So I’m sure you’ll agree that we couldn’t upload THIS Summer’s fun when we hadn’t finished the sequence of LAST year. Especially as this was such a lovely, and horny, “me-time” moment with one of my favourite toys!!!
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A Modest Workout – Part 3
"Part 3" begins not long after I’d just collapsed on to the bed from sheer exhaustion, from the most incredible fucking I think I’d ever experienced in my “Modest Workout Part 2“ (which I hope you will have already enjoyed here at MLNP). Now Lover 36 is not only the most “energetic” of my Lovers but also the quickest at being ready to start all over again, just a few minutes after he’d just filled his second condom of the night. And even though I was used to his energy and stamina , I was still amazed to sense him putting on a third one … !!!
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Toe-Nails Submission & Appreciation Fun
“Toe-nails Submission” is another of our playtime videos from last summer when we’d awoken to a heavy rainstorm, which meant an unusual “morning-in” at our apartment, instead of breakfast down on the beach. So I decided to paint my nails. But, when Subby moaned that he’d wished I’d painted my toe nails in the same red as my finger nails, I decided to punish his disrespect by painting HIS nails as well, telling him that I’d make him go out to the beach, and the taverna later, with his blue nails for all to clearly see.
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