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Holiday Playtime, Part 2 with Pink Bob
I always like to have at least one Playtime session a day when I’m on holiday. Or maybe two or three! And having become quite worked-up on our apartment sofa earlier, with my new Thrusting Pulsing Dildo, I decided that I needed to cool down and seek a little more comfort. So I retired to the bedroom, with the air-conditioning turned on full and two of my favourite toys to lie-back and relax with, because I really really needed to cum!
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Summer 2023 Playtime Fun - Pt.2
It was so lovely to be able to return here and upload my “Holiday Dildo Playtime in the Shower” video here at MakeLoveNotPorn earlier in the month. But, as you could probably tell, I was cramped for space in that shower. So this new video follows on directly from then, as I took that large, vibrating dildo into our apartment bedroom to carry on with my fun. And please do excuse some of my language & be patient with me, because when I’m in that sort of mood I like to tease & take my time before I finally explode with a rather loud, groaning, climax!
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A Happy, Happy birthday with Lover No. 14
When I introduced “New Red Rope”, my last video with Lover 14, I mentioned it was just the beginning of an amazing weekend of real world sex. Hubby and I were enjoying a weekend away to celebrate my birthday and we’d invited No.14 to join us for what turned out to be the most fabulous fun time for all of us. “Happy, Happy Birthday” starts after I’d been untied from my “New Red Rope” and leads on to some simply amazing fun. Firstly with Lover 14 himself, followed after my next orgasm by Hubby joining me on the bed as well. His enjoyment was so loud that I think the hotel walls must have been shaking. So, I hope you will enjoy and feel part of our fun and laughter in this film.
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Hubby gets a beating and then his reward
For me sex should always be Fun, Exciting and Different . . . usually in that order. I call it the FED principle (as in my occasional whispers in Hubby's ear,"keep me Fed please"). This video is from the same evening as our most recent "Winding Up and Then Winding Down" video. It is ALL about the FED principle - although this time it is Hubby to whom it is applied as I take over the camera and let Lover 14 and Hubby play. And although he does get a playful beating, Hubby really does get his reward at the end. I know you will certainly find this video "Different" from my others, but I hope you will also find it "Exciting" and "Fun" as you, hopefully, get to join us for breakfast in the morning after the night before.
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A Banana A Day
I was really fortunate to get away to my favourite holiday island this summer and film lots of fun photos and videos. But as Hubby was sorting through these new videos on our return, he reminded me that we still had one “playtime” video from LAST summer that we hadn’t uploaded to my pages here. So I’m sure you’ll agree that we couldn’t upload THIS Summer’s fun when we hadn’t finished the sequence of LAST year. Especially as this was such a lovely, and horny, “me-time” moment with one of my favourite toys!!!
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Hubby’s Unexpected Climatic Surprise
Normally when I’ve had such a huge exhausting orgasm as I’d just had, Hubby knows to just leave me in my curled-up, recovery position, until I’ve had time to recover. But he’d become so excited himself by seeing, and hearing, my Me-Time explosion, that he just plonked the camera down on the table and climbed onto the bed to show me his excitement . And his comforting kisses and cuddles soon led to much more! And when you watch the video you will see exactly what I mean.
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A Very Naughty Entrée - Summer 2020
I’ve mentioned before how being away on vacation always makes me even hornier than normal. And on one of the days of our holiday last summer we’d had to return to our apartment earlier than normal due to a tropical storm and I was feeling VERY naughty. Now Hubby knows that his main duty on EVERY day of our holiday is to always attend to my every command. And on this occasion I demanded he carry out some very naughty cleaning duties. But, as you will see, his lapping attentions didn’t last long enough to fulfill my needs, so I had to reprimand him and send him to the naughty corner, whilst I resigned myself to ...
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Lover No. 36 and a gentler Main Squeeze
I like sex, in fact I LOVE sex and it is always sexy and exciting sharing new experiences with a different lover. But I also have to feel comfortable with that person before I can become INTIMATE with someone new. Over the past few years I have “connected” with several people who have not only become regular lovers, but special friends as well. “A Gentler Squeeze” is with one of those special friends - Lover No.36. Although we had met for coffees on several occasions, we hadn’t been able to get together “intimately” since our “Secondary Squeeze” video late last year. So it was really lovely to be able to arrange a new meeting recently and make up for lost time.
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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Morning Glory with Lover No. 14
“Morning Glory” normally implies waking up to a lovely firm erection rubbing up against one’s back, and whilst that’s certainly true as Lover No.14 cuddled up to me on this occasion, it’s also a perfect description of a wonderful session of cuddling & kissing, & lovely fucking that leads to an amazing orgasm. Not only for me but also for our very lucky camera-man. Because No. 14 accomplished some very naughty multi-tasking as I attended to his “Morning Glory” and he attended to Hubby’s. And even the cat scratching & meowing at the door, couldn’t interrupt our enjoyment.
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