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Twice As Nice with Lover No. 14
“Twice As Nice” is especially for all those people who have reminded me that I’d promised a “Part Three” from my truly wonderful “Happy Birthday” evening with Lover No.14 late last year. Although it is from months ago now I still remember and often re-live that amazing evening just like it was yesterday. It was such amazing fun that I’m sure I will never forget it and I’m delighted to share it with you here. And as if the whole occasion wasn’t a birthday present enough, the actual little gift I was given for the occasion, makes a special appearance here. Actually, it’s not so little, but Lover 14 was certainly able to put it to good use! I hope you will enjoy watching!
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A Very Naughty Entrée - Summer 2020
I’ve mentioned before how being away on vacation always makes me even hornier than normal. And on one of the days of our holiday last summer we’d had to return to our apartment earlier than normal due to a tropical storm and I was feeling VERY naughty. Now Hubby knows that his main duty on EVERY day of our holiday is to always attend to my every command. And on this occasion I demanded he carry out some very naughty cleaning duties. But, as you will see, his lapping attentions didn’t last long enough to fulfill my needs, so I had to reprimand him and send him to the naughty corner, whilst I resigned myself to ...
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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Holiday Playtime, Part 2 with Pink Bob
I always like to have at least one Playtime session a day when I’m on holiday. Or maybe two or three! And having become quite worked-up on our apartment sofa earlier, with my new Thrusting Pulsing Dildo, I decided that I needed to cool down and seek a little more comfort. So I retired to the bedroom, with the air-conditioning turned on full and two of my favourite toys to lie-back and relax with, because I really really needed to cum!
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Holiday 2021 Special Foot Massage
This video comes with a Content Advisory Warning. No, not for anything extreme or violent, but because it may just be for Foot Fetishists only. Though there is no actual penetrative sex, it DEFINITELY IS #realworldsex because I just LOVE having my feet massaged. Especially when I’m on holiday and been at the beach all day. So I sit out on our balcony and insist that Hubby gives them a relaxing massage. Though he does receive a nice reward from my toes at the end!!!
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Afternoon Me-Time Fun May 2023
It’s been such lovely weather over the past few days that I’ve spent most of my time at the beach, or out on the patio, enjoying the sun and catching-up with some relaxing reading. But that combination of sun and saucy books always gets me aroused. So I just have to come inside and lay back with a new vibrator and slowly take my mind back to where it had been racing to out on the patio … imagining I was with a new lover and showing him just where, and how, I like to be aroused and played with. I hope you will enjoy joining me …
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Summer 2023 Playtime Fun - Pt.2
It was so lovely to be able to return here and upload my “Holiday Dildo Playtime in the Shower” video here at MakeLoveNotPorn earlier in the month. But, as you could probably tell, I was cramped for space in that shower. So this new video follows on directly from then, as I took that large, vibrating dildo into our apartment bedroom to carry on with my fun. And please do excuse some of my language & be patient with me, because when I’m in that sort of mood I like to tease & take my time before I finally explode with a rather loud, groaning, climax!
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Summer Time Fun 2017 Part 1
Being away on holiday always makes me feel relaxed . . . and horny!!! And Hubby & I filmed this introductory video on the beach on my fav Greek Island, near the end of our first week, intending to put together some short clips of our naughty fun. But I suppose I should have known we would have lots more fun than could fit in just one video. So, this is just Part One, of what was a magical, wonderful, relaxing two weeks of naughty summer fun playtimes. Sometimes on the beach, sometimes underwater and sometimes back in our apartment! Enjoy! We certainly did!!!
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A Touch of Glass
The joy of sharing my #realworldsex videos here has always been about showing how, for me, the best sex is always about having fun. When I’m having fun I know my partner(s) are having fun as well and those occasions are always fulfilling and exciting. But occasionally I also enjoy that different, special kind of thrill, of playing alone. Lost in my own thoughts and desires, a private cocoon of sensations and emotions. This video is of one of those occasions, 15 minutes of rippling and exhausting orgasms, and probably the most “personal” of my videos here at MLNP.
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A Me-Time Lunch Break in the Garage
“A Me-Time Lunch Break in the Garage” was actually filmed last summer, before our island vacation. But with everything going on in the world at that time, I didn’t really think it was appropriate to upload to my pages here at that particular moment. But looking back through my archives over the past few weeks I actually thought “well, why not???” After all, it was just a little bit of much-needed, enjoyable, self-indulgent fun. Just a quickie few minutes of Me-Time in my lunch-break. I hope you will enjoy joining me for lunch!!!
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