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Caught on a Swing
As I’m sure we all know, in the Real World, things can often not quite go the way one would hope. And that was the case in my newest video here at MLNP. Lover 83 and I had been indulging in some role-play-fun in my favourite chambers, on their new Swing. I’d decided our theme would involve him kneeling before me & aurally excite me by describing the view he saw in front of him. I had fun teasing him as his story progressed but that’s when my twisting and swinging motions, began to cause a slight positional problem. So, not quite the ending I was hoping for!!!
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A Very Naughty Entrée - Summer 2020
I’ve mentioned before how being away on vacation always makes me even hornier than normal. And on one of the days of our holiday last summer we’d had to return to our apartment earlier than normal due to a tropical storm and I was feeling VERY naughty. Now Hubby knows that his main duty on EVERY day of our holiday is to always attend to my every command. And on this occasion I demanded he carry out some very naughty cleaning duties. But, as you will see, his lapping attentions didn’t last long enough to fulfill my needs, so I had to reprimand him and send him to the naughty corner, whilst I resigned myself to ...
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A Cooling Apartment Cucumber
I’m sure you will already know how much I enjoy a refreshing, naked, swim each morning on my Grecian holidays. Then lying back on the sand, soaking up the warming sun on my bare skin, until it gets too hot and I have to dash back to the water for another dip. But getting horny on the beach, often makes me feel TOO hot and sticky, so I have to insist on heading back for my daily “Me-Time” fun in the cool and comfort of our apartment - on this occasion with a “Cooling Cucumber” !!!
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Holiday Morning Me-Time
Hubby and I have just recently returned from a wonderful six-week vacation in the southern hemisphere, where we enjoyed some simply amazing scenery. But, as whenever we’re away on holiday, I always pack some Me-Time toys in my luggage. And on this particular morning, waking-up to another gorgeous view from our balcony, I was feeling particularly relaxed and horny. So, of course, I reached for some lube, and my mini-vibrating wand … and Hubby reached for his camera!!!
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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New Red Rope with Lover No. 14
“New Red Rope” is my eighth MLNP film with Lover 14 and if you’ve rented any of those previous videos you will know one always has to expect the unexpected whenever he is involved. He is one of the most patient, and creative, lovers I have ever met. And this video is just Part One of a wonderfully fun evening that was full of waves of orgasms for all three of us . . . as well as lots of fun and laughter which I think perfectly illustrates just what #realworldsex is all about. I hope you will enjoy!!!
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Passionate Kisses with Lover No. 50
New experiences, new situations and new passions are always fun for me. And this brand new video, with a brand new lover is a wonderful example of that. Discovering new touches, new smells, new caresses and letting that “new-ness” just develop naturally, feeling happy that you can enjoy such new emotions through a lovers touch . . . and that you can give that same joy and happiness back to someone in return. And I think it will be obvious from this video just how much fun we both had . . . and I hope you will be able to feel part of our evening together.
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On St. Andrews Cross part 1
It’s no secret that I’ve always liked a little light bondage and BDSM play. Well I was recently given the opportunity to enjoy an evening at The Hoxton Dungeon Suite with Lover No.14 and Hubby. This 20 minute video is just part of our wonderful evening, and following morning, of naughty fun. I will, perhaps, post more if you let me know you’ve enjoyed my “Modesty and The St. Andrews Cross” !!!
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Me-Time Teasing
As I mentioned in answer to some question prompts on my blog-site recently, one’s mind is the most powerful stimulant of all. And different thoughts running through my head, often make me aroused & wanting to indulge in some self-loving fun. And one of my most common fantasies is imagining that I’m putting on a teasing & titillating show for one of my lovers - where they may look, but can’t touch, as I tease them with my panties or one of my toys. And in this “Me-Time Teasing” video, I get quite carried away in my very naughty fantasy!
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Love Bites
One of the things I enjoy about meeting new friends is discovering new and different, and fun experiences. We all have different desires and fetishes, different things that we find exciting and arousing. That is what makes #realworldsex here at MLNP so relevant and such fun. “Love Bites” is a perfect example of that because my new young friend begged me to indulge his passion for “Love Bites” - and not where you would normally think! And despite my initial uncertainty, I quickly began to really enjoy myself and his lovely “package” - as I will think will be obvious from this fun video!!!
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