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Sunburnt
“Sunburnt” is from a simply amazing holiday Hubby and I had in the summer on a beautiful Greek Island. We both got quite sunburnt, as you will see, but that didn’t stop us having some wonderful, sexy and fun times during the day (with the balcony doors open to the pool below) as well as evenings and mornings too of course! There’s just nothing like a holiday to unwind, relax and have #realworldsex fun. Enjoy!!!
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By Morning light with Lover No. 14
“By Morning Light” is from the morning after my “Forbidden Pleasures” fun with Lover No.14. He’d slept over and it was so exciting to wake up and indulge in more wonderful orgasms. I have to be in the right mood for anal play, but Lover No.14 is an expert in coaxing me. After loving spooning cuddles I soon succumbed to his lovely probing from behind. Being slowly fucked to a lovely orgasm had Hubby straining with excitement, so the only decent thing I could do was to lean forward and give him soothing kisses too. And that led to Lover 14 rising to the occasion once again and joining us for a most spectacular climax.!!!
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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Self Vibrating Massage
Whilst on holiday I always insist Hubby gives me a soothing massage every evening after a day out in the sun. Now don’t worry “A Self-Vibing Massage” doesn’t document his complete work-over, instead the video starts from the point that Hubby’s squeezing hands and fingers began to wander from my cheeks to . . . well you can probably guess where he wanted to reach can’t you? But I was feeling quite naughty, so I decided to tease him by telling him to pass me my vibing toys, and making him watch as I pleasured myself with just the sort of massage, I suddenly really, really needed.
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Mixing a Holiday Cocktail
Our lovely summer holiday seems such a long time ago now. Which is why I’m so glad that I asked Hubby to bring his video camera with us every day, to keep a video-record of all of our Holiday 2019 summer adventures. And it has been so lovely to re-live those fun times, such as our “Mixing A Special Holiday Cocktail” from one of our evenings back at the apartment. A special, fruity, cocktail to which we both contributed . . . and which I hope you will enjoy as we sipped and sucked, and squeezed out every last drop!
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Holiday 2021 Special Foot Massage
This video comes with a Content Advisory Warning. No, not for anything extreme or violent, but because it may just be for Foot Fetishists only. Though there is no actual penetrative sex, it DEFINITELY IS #realworldsex because I just LOVE having my feet massaged. Especially when I’m on holiday and been at the beach all day. So I sit out on our balcony and insist that Hubby gives them a relaxing massage. Though he does receive a nice reward from my toes at the end!!!
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Caught on a Swing
As I’m sure we all know, in the Real World, things can often not quite go the way one would hope. And that was the case in my newest video here at MLNP. Lover 83 and I had been indulging in some role-play-fun in my favourite chambers, on their new Swing. I’d decided our theme would involve him kneeling before me & aurally excite me by describing the view he saw in front of him. I had fun teasing him as his story progressed but that’s when my twisting and swinging motions, began to cause a slight positional problem. So, not quite the ending I was hoping for!!!
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Summer Time Fun 2017 Part 2
Being horny on holiday is not just about being naughty on the beach. It’s also about evenings out to local tavernas, enjoying lovely food & fine wine, before returning to our apartment, to continue the fun with some indulgent me-time play & wild cocktails. And in “Summertime Fun Part 2” I do just that, indulging in several, long, me-time moments on the bed & the sofa with my favourite holiday-toys. And after another gasping explosion, I reward the both of us, by concockting my very own Tequila Sunset. And no that is not a spelling mistake, you’ll have to watch to see just what I mean!
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Eat Before Beer Time
We always take drinks, watermelon and snacks to the beach with us. But as well as feeling peckish, I usually start feeling horny as well. There’s just something about being naked in that sun, sea and sand that always gets me going. And once things begin to get a little TOO hot and sticky, and juicy, I insist that we adjourn back to the cool of the apartment for a few hours and for my first “Me-Time” orgasm of the day! And that is just what happens in this video from our wonderful holiday last summer.
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Horny Holiday Vibrator Me-Time 2022
I always take a collection of vibrators away on our holidays and my latest video here was filmed during the first week of our vacation last summer. I’d just finished recording an audio podcast for my blog, and had become so aroused from reliving some wonderful memories of an evening with one of my favourite lovers, that I just had to lie back on my apartment bed and indulge in some special vibrating Me-Time fun!!!
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