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A Banana A Day
I was really fortunate to get away to my favourite holiday island this summer and film lots of fun photos and videos. But as Hubby was sorting through these new videos on our return, he reminded me that we still had one “playtime” video from LAST summer that we hadn’t uploaded to my pages here. So I’m sure you’ll agree that we couldn’t upload THIS Summer’s fun when we hadn’t finished the sequence of LAST year. Especially as this was such a lovely, and horny, “me-time” moment with one of my favourite toys!!!
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Toe-Nails Submission & Appreciation Fun
“Toe-nails Submission” is another of our playtime videos from last summer when we’d awoken to a heavy rainstorm, which meant an unusual “morning-in” at our apartment, instead of breakfast down on the beach. So I decided to paint my nails. But, when Subby moaned that he’d wished I’d painted my toe nails in the same red as my finger nails, I decided to punish his disrespect by painting HIS nails as well, telling him that I’d make him go out to the beach, and the taverna later, with his blue nails for all to clearly see.
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Mistresses Sensory Testing Experiment - Part 3
Continues from my Parts 1 and 2 fun “teasing” experiments to test just how sensitive SubbyBoys impressively long and thick cock might be. Because, you see, it is such a long, long cock, with a wonderful Prince Albert piercing in it’s head, (as well as his nipples), that I wondered if it might be de-sensitized to different materials and textures as I rubbed and slapped him with my different toys and implements. Join me, and a blind-folded SubbyBoy, to see …
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Completely Hooked
From the same wonderful evening at the Dungeon as my “St Andrews Cross” video. This is (even for me) not your average sort-of sex film but it was an amazing, multi-orgasmic time with lots of giggles, pop-corn(???), bondage, anal stimulation, fun, hooks, wands . . . and oh, did I say . . . orgasms? I hope you will enjoy it as much as I did.
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A Cooling Apartment Cucumber
I’m sure you will already know how much I enjoy a refreshing, naked, swim each morning on my Grecian holidays. Then lying back on the sand, soaking up the warming sun on my bare skin, until it gets too hot and I have to dash back to the water for another dip. But getting horny on the beach, often makes me feel TOO hot and sticky, so I have to insist on heading back for my daily “Me-Time” fun in the cool and comfort of our apartment - on this occasion with a “Cooling Cucumber” !!!
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A Modest Exposure Part 4
Part 4 of my “A Modest Exposure” series follows on immediately after my multi-orgasmic climaxes of Part 3, beginning with one of those “winding-down” moments that I’m sure we all go through after such exhausting exertions! I playfully tell No.14 that I need a little time to recover, even though as always, he’d love to carry straight on! And that is what Part 4 is all about really, just playful fun and indulgent stroking and cuddling and those lovely moments and exchanges, as the first evening of our amazing weekend drew to a close.
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A Touch of Glass
The joy of sharing my #realworldsex videos here has always been about showing how, for me, the best sex is always about having fun. When I’m having fun I know my partner(s) are having fun as well and those occasions are always fulfilling and exciting. But occasionally I also enjoy that different, special kind of thrill, of playing alone. Lost in my own thoughts and desires, a private cocoon of sensations and emotions. This video is of one of those occasions, 15 minutes of rippling and exhausting orgasms, and probably the most “personal” of my videos here at MLNP.
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Holiday Morning Me-Time
Hubby and I have just recently returned from a wonderful six-week vacation in the southern hemisphere, where we enjoyed some simply amazing scenery. But, as whenever we’re away on holiday, I always pack some Me-Time toys in my luggage. And on this particular morning, waking-up to another gorgeous view from our balcony, I was feeling particularly relaxed and horny. So, of course, I reached for some lube, and my mini-vibrating wand … and Hubby reached for his camera!!!
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Horny Holiday Vibrator Me-Time 2022
I always take a collection of vibrators away on our holidays and my latest video here was filmed during the first week of our vacation last summer. I’d just finished recording an audio podcast for my blog, and had become so aroused from reliving some wonderful memories of an evening with one of my favourite lovers, that I just had to lie back on my apartment bed and indulge in some special vibrating Me-Time fun!!!
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Me Time Moments - The Collection
Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!
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