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After spending the day at various events celebrating 🍾 our Queen’s 👑 Platinum Jubilee ✨ we decided to do a little quick thing (very quick video production for us) to celebrate this in MLNP style, so we don our Red, White & Blue to have some fun. And just in case we get a “One is not amused” message it is also just after Gold’s birthday 🎂 and there just so happens to be all this bunting around 😉 Apologies for the creaking bed noises near the end.

Last Summer, while we're on our holidays in Cornwall, Glitter decides she wants to have sex dressed up as something Cornwall is famous* for, a pirate ☠. So she straps on her corset picks up her (toy) cutlass and goes looking for her Gold and his buried treasure, with a bit of #toytime on the way. * Ok Cornwall is more famous for Land's End, Cornish pasties, Cream tea (if done the Cornish way rather than the Devon way) and tin but it is a bit tricky to dress up as any of these and there is a connection to pirates, but probably more famous thanks to Gilbert & Sullivan.

We made this video on our 16th wedding anniversary. Having just come out of our third lockdown, we got rid of the kids for the night and were able to go out to celebrate for the first time in about 2 years. We took the opportunity to have dinner, and a drink or 2, in a smart restaurant before coming home to celebrate with a few more drinks and a private party in the bedroom. Although Gold had a case of “brewers droop”, Glitter did some experimenting by doing so things she isn’t all that used to, such as using anal toys and swallowing some of Gold’s sperm. We videoed this but weren’t sure at the time if we wanted to submit it to MLNP or just keep it as a personal memento. As a result, we did not wear our masks, and had to do a lot of fancy editing to hide our faces.

If there's one thing Glitter likes more than glitter, it's Mermaids 🧜‍♀️ 🧜‍♂️. So, with us on holiday in Cornwall, with all the stories of Mermaids, Glitter just wants to join in and image that she's a Mermaid. So, after dying her hair blue and armed with her mermaid tail, she heads to the coast to enjoy a bit of time dressed as a mermaid (without any clam shells) while overlooking the ocean. Before too long she wants a bit of Gold (and a bit of privacy) so she returns to the caravan, where the action gets hotter. We recorded this on two cameras with the idea of seeing which was best, as it turns out they were both good so this is from a low angle or what the crab 🦀 might have seen.

It's Golds Birthday soon and Glitter has decided to make a video specially for him, pleasuring herself for his pleasure. Of course, Glitter being Glitter it isn't just vibrators she plays with, but hairspray and body glitter. Oh, and it's not just the hair on her head that she colours. We hope you enjoy this video, Gold certainly did. After he watched it, he and Glitter made mad, passionate love.

It's our Crystal wedding Anniversary, but it's also lockdown. So, unable to go for a more conventional romantic getaway, we found a different way to make love in an unusual location. Utilising a tent our kids had been playing in in the back garden for some very adult playtime after dark. Thinking about it this is the probably the first we have had sex in a tent, and definitely the first time we’ve done it in our back garden.

This is a very rare time for me (Glitter). rnrnWe have just got a new video camera that we wanted try out, so while Gold was working from home and therefore able to do some of the job I usually do, I allowed myself to enjoy a bit #metime. rnrnIt seems so long since I've played with myself, just by myself, that I've almost forgotten how to do it and have forgotten how to use some of the toys.rn

This video feels a bit strange, while we had fun making it the whole reason for making it is very serious. While we and everyone else on this site tries to be happy all the time, this is hard with the news of the coronavirus (corvid-19) sweeping the world forcing cities/countries to be locked down. Here in the UK (at the time of filming) a policy of social distancing has just come into force. This means that if you can work from home, you should, plus other restrictions on meeting up with people, although schools were still open at the time of filming (they were closed a couple of days later). Because Glitter and Gold are having to work from home and the children are at school, we decided to create this video (while we could), partly to cheer us up and hopefully you as well. To remind everyone that even in the darkest hour, you can still have fun and make #lockdownlove. And that it’s possible to stick two fingers up (or the finger / tell it to fuck off etc) at the virus while remaining safe and happy. Remember that your mental health is just as important as your physical health and spending time with your loved ones and sharing love with them helps with that especially in this uncertain time. There’s an old London expression of “keep your pecker up” which pecker refers to good spirts/happiness although I understand in America this means something else. hopefully this video will help with both meanings of the word. Keep safe and keep your pecker up. Glitter and Gold

When Glitter had to purchase an 80s style shell suit for a fancy-dress event, she wanted to get her money’s worth out of it and was curious what the shiny shell material would feel like against bare skin -both her own and Gold’s. Meanwhile Gold had injured his knee and would not be able to do any positions involving him on top, so Glitter, dressed in the neon pink shell suit, and with newly applied blonde highlights in her hair, took the lead, allowing Gold to just lie back and enjoy.

Having brought Glitter some naughty Valentines presents, Gold helps Glitter try them out. The gifts include some new vibes, some deliciously scented massage oil, strawberry flavour lube and some Valentines sweets (there’s more fun you have with sweets than just eating them). Add some squirty cream and it’s a recipe for a sensual feast.