The Dungeon Swing

I’ve mentioned before how being away on vacation always makes me even hornier than normal. And on one of the days of our holiday last summer we’d had to return to our apartment earlier than normal due to a tropical storm and I was feeling VERY naughty. Now Hubby knows that his main duty on EVERY day of our holiday is to always attend to my every command. And on this occasion I demanded he carry out some very naughty cleaning duties. But, as you will see, his lapping attentions didn’t last long enough to fulfill my needs, so I had to reprimand him and send him to the naughty corner, whilst I resigned myself to ...

If you’ve watched Part 1 of my “Cooling Cucumber” you’ll know that my phone kept pinging, trying to interrupt my “Me-Time” fun. But I was far too excited and aroused to let that phone distract me, so I just HAD to carry on with my self-indulgence with that thick and FULL-Filling Cucumber. And … because I do so love my Fruit and Vedge, and because I’m a bit of a greedy clit-girl … I soon had to reach for my favourite “Banana” toy that I always bring away with me on every vacation!!!

Valentine’s is all about giving lots of loving & kisses isn’t it? Well “Valentine’s Kisses” certainly has lots of loving & kisses - ALL OVER! It is from just a few nights ago, an absolutely fabulous evening with Lover No. 50. No.50 is the most passionate kisser I have ever met, whichever of my lips he’s kissing me on, I just love feeling his lips sliding all over mine! This really is #realworldsex exactly as it happened. No editing or stopping & starting, no re-doing things, no scripting. I’ve been told by those who've rented my videos that watching them is like being in the room with us and that is so lovely because I think of my videos as being like diaries of my fun and laughter.

As I’m sure we all know, in the Real World, things can often not quite go the way one would hope. And that was the case in my newest video here at MLNP. Lover 83 and I had been indulging in some role-play-fun in my favourite chambers, on their new Swing. I’d decided our theme would involve him kneeling before me & aurally excite me by describing the view he saw in front of him. I had fun teasing him as his story progressed but that’s when my twisting and swinging motions, began to cause a slight positional problem. So, not quite the ending I was hoping for!!!

“Toe-nails Submission” is another of our playtime videos from last summer when we’d awoken to a heavy rainstorm, which meant an unusual “morning-in” at our apartment, instead of breakfast down on the beach. So I decided to paint my nails. But, when Subby moaned that he’d wished I’d painted my toe nails in the same red as my finger nails, I decided to punish his disrespect by painting HIS nails as well, telling him that I’d make him go out to the beach, and the taverna later, with his blue nails for all to clearly see.

"Part 3" begins not long after I’d just collapsed on to the bed from sheer exhaustion, from the most incredible fucking I think I’d ever experienced in my “Modest Workout Part 2“ (which I hope you will have already enjoyed here at MLNP). Now Lover 36 is not only the most “energetic” of my Lovers but also the quickest at being ready to start all over again, just a few minutes after he’d just filled his second condom of the night. And even though I was used to his energy and stamina , I was still amazed to sense him putting on a third one … !!!

It was so lovely to be able to return here and upload my “Holiday Dildo Playtime in the Shower” video here at MakeLoveNotPorn earlier in the month. But, as you could probably tell, I was cramped for space in that shower. So this new video follows on directly from then, as I took that large, vibrating dildo into our apartment bedroom to carry on with my fun. And please do excuse some of my language & be patient with me, because when I’m in that sort of mood I like to tease & take my time before I finally explode with a rather loud, groaning, climax!

As I’ve mentioned on my pages here before, whenever I pack my holiday bags, I always include a selection of my favourite “Me-Time” toys, because I always feel much more relaxed & horny being on holiday. And as well as my “favourite” toys, this time I packed a new thrusting dildo that had been sent to me a month or so before, but which I’d not had the time to play with. So, after a hot morning out on the beach (where, as you will probably be able to tell, I caught a little too-much sun), this seemed the perfect time to test my new toy ...

Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!

“The Doxy Finale” follows on directly from my head-banging orgasmic exertions with Lover No. 83 at the end of Part 4. And as I lay back on the bed to recover from those exertions No.83 thoughtfully pours me a glass of Champagne . I tease him that perhaps it’s now time for me to give him the spanking that he’d requested before I’d gotten so carried away playing with his rather impressive erection. But then he picks up the Doxy Wand that I’d planned to torment HIM with. And as so often happens when I’m still aroused and still feeling horny and I hear the wonderful buzz of that Doxy … I just have to lay back, spread my legs wide and ...