Naughty Valentine's Presents

After spending the day at various events celebrating 🍾 our Queen’s 👑 Platinum Jubilee ✨ we decided to do a little quick thing (very quick video production for us) to celebrate this in MLNP style, so we don our Red, White & Blue to have some fun. And just in case we get a “One is not amused” message it is also just after Gold’s birthday 🎂 and there just so happens to be all this bunting around 😉 Apologies for the creaking bed noises near the end.

It’s a strange day in early March in the UK. Cold white flakes are falling from the sky and even rarer, staying on the ground! Normally at this time of year this would be blossom but in this case, it is snow! After checking that the schools were still open so that we wouldn’t be disturbed by excited children having a “snow day” and having finished any morning meetings, we headed outside to have some fun in the snow ourselves, Glitter & Gold style.

Having left the kids with their grandparents, we have come to Liverpool for the Liverpool Sound City music festival to see some of our favourite new music artists including Geiste & The Deep Blue performing. While Gold is out, getting some supplies Glitter is left alone in the hotel room, and contemplates what she’s going to wear to the concert, with particular emphasis on lingerie and takes a moment to enjoy playing with herself. Gold arrives back just in time to catch her in the act.

After having long, flowing hair (on her head) for a number of years, Glitter decided to try a new, much shorter hairstyle and she is keen to show it off to you, by giving Gold a #Blowjob until its #Messy and #yummy conclusion.

If there's one thing Glitter likes more than glitter, it's Mermaids 🧜‍♀️ 🧜‍♂️. So, with us on holiday in Cornwall, with all the stories of Mermaids, Glitter just wants to join in and image that she's a Mermaid. So, after dying her hair blue and armed with her mermaid tail, she heads to the coast to enjoy a bit of time dressed as a mermaid (without any clam shells) while overlooking the ocean. Before too long she wants a bit of Gold (and a bit of privacy) so she returns to the caravan, where the action gets hotter. We recorded this on two cameras with the idea of seeing which was best, as it turns out they were both good so this is from a low angle or what the crab 🦀 might have seen.

It’s the hottest days of the year (a few hours later the hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK, was measured at 40.3 °C). Glitter, enjoying the nice weather, tries to cool off by rubbing an ice cube over her white bra, showing enough to get Gold hot in the process. So. we find ourselves a shady spot in the garden, then things get even more steamy… Eventually Glitter cools down, with the help of Golds cum.

With the release from lockdown (no. 3) we escaped to a caravan on the Cornish coast for a well-earned holiday with some sun (hopefully – it is England after all), sea and sex (when the children are asleep). Early in the holiday (with Glitter still having her blonde highlights) and after the Kids have gone to bed, we decided to find out what we can get up to in a small caravan bedroom. Gold teases Glitter’s nipples in just the right way to make her smile, while Glitter causes movement inside Gold’s pants -before helping him out of them and helping herself to what’s underneath. We’ve also included a bonus video where Glitter enjoys herself on a cliff top Incidentally, the pendant on Glitter’s anklet is a mermaid. Glitter likes mermaids. If you like mermaids, then look out for more videos of our Cornish Holiday as there is more of a mermaid theme later.

It's our Crystal wedding Anniversary, but it's also lockdown. So, unable to go for a more conventional romantic getaway, we found a different way to make love in an unusual location. Utilising a tent our kids had been playing in in the back garden for some very adult playtime after dark. Thinking about it this is the probably the first we have had sex in a tent, and definitely the first time we’ve done it in our back garden.

This video feels a bit strange, while we had fun making it the whole reason for making it is very serious. While we and everyone else on this site tries to be happy all the time, this is hard with the news of the coronavirus (corvid-19) sweeping the world forcing cities/countries to be locked down. Here in the UK (at the time of filming) a policy of social distancing has just come into force. This means that if you can work from home, you should, plus other restrictions on meeting up with people, although schools were still open at the time of filming (they were closed a couple of days later). Because Glitter and Gold are having to work from home and the children are at school, we decided to create this video (while we could), partly to cheer us up and hopefully you as well. To remind everyone that even in the darkest hour, you can still have fun and make #lockdownlove. And that it’s possible to stick two fingers up (or the finger / tell it to fuck off etc) at the virus while remaining safe and happy. Remember that your mental health is just as important as your physical health and spending time with your loved ones and sharing love with them helps with that especially in this uncertain time. There’s an old London expression of “keep your pecker up” which pecker refers to good spirts/happiness although I understand in America this means something else. hopefully this video will help with both meanings of the word. Keep safe and keep your pecker up. Glitter and Gold

Last Summer, while we're on our holidays in Cornwall, Glitter decides she wants to have sex dressed up as something Cornwall is famous* for, a pirate ☠. So she straps on her corset picks up her (toy) cutlass and goes looking for her Gold and his buried treasure, with a bit of #toytime on the way. * Ok Cornwall is more famous for Land's End, Cornish pasties, Cream tea (if done the Cornish way rather than the Devon way) and tin but it is a bit tricky to dress up as any of these and there is a connection to pirates, but probably more famous thanks to Gilbert & Sullivan.