It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

My love and I were getting ready to go out to the theater and I put on these tights...we didn't get very far before he ripped them off me. We had hot sex all over my bed - it was such a fun time. I found something else to wear out that night!

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Had an afternoon alone at home and gave myself some juicy afternoon delight in my bed.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

When in doubt, add more lube. Even when my pussy is literally dripping to the floor, more lube is just better when it comes to toys. Any advice for getting a dick to stick to hardwood better?

A lover recently asked me if I ever watch myself masturbate in the mirror on the wall at the end of my bed. To my own surprise I never had, but now it's my new thing! I usually think about other people when I masturbate, but in this video I got myself off thinking just about myself and what it would be like if I had 2 bodies, and could have sex with myself. More videos cumming soon ;)

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.