Self Play

We precariously balanced my phone on the ceiling fan so we could share a new sexy perspective with you! We fool around a bit, I accidentally hit my head off the side of the bed, we laugh about it and then have lots of sex and orgasms and cuddles.

I just treated us all (lol) to this ridiculously hot outfit and I'm obsessed! It was very complicated to get into, but worth the struggle. I feel so sexy in it and the way the straps press against my vulva turns me on so much. My partner is a big fan as well. I think this is going to be my new sex uniform.

Clean white sheets, a white cotton thong, crisp spring air and a hairy pussy.

I had some fun playing with my butt plug the other day. I think this might actually be the first time I've ever used one by myself! I was super turned on and it felt really good to touch my clit at the same time.

The best part of working from home is getting to take a break to masturbate whenever I want. I was feeling thirsty and also horny, so I made you a little video. I drink some water, get really wet, add some lube and play with my clear dildo on the couch. I hope you enjoy it!

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.