A Banana A Day

“A Me-Time Lunch Break in the Garage” was actually filmed last summer, before our island vacation. But with everything going on in the world at that time, I didn’t really think it was appropriate to upload to my pages here at that particular moment. But looking back through my archives over the past few weeks I actually thought “well, why not???” After all, it was just a little bit of much-needed, enjoyable, self-indulgent fun. Just a quickie few minutes of Me-Time in my lunch-break. I hope you will enjoy joining me for lunch!!!

Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!

“Special Splashes” is the climax from our “Modest Exposure” weekend, that Hubby and I spent with No.14 at his very posh Central London hotel, and is probably the most indulgent, and certainly “close-up and personal”, of all of our videos. Particularly, as at several points during the fun, I take over the filming from Hubby and really love zooming-in on the action. And I really loved the two lovely spurting and splashing explosions which I’m sure you will enjoy watching as much as I enjoyed filming!

Our lovely summer holiday seems such a long time ago now. Which is why I’m so glad that I asked Hubby to bring his video camera with us every day, to keep a video-record of all of our Holiday 2019 summer adventures. And it has been so lovely to re-live those fun times, such as our “Mixing A Special Holiday Cocktail” from one of our evenings back at the apartment. A special, fruity, cocktail to which we both contributed . . . and which I hope you will enjoy as we sipped and sucked, and squeezed out every last drop!

Part Two of “Forbidden Pleasures” continues the incredibly fun evening Hubby and I shared with Lover No.14 recently. And I say “shared” because as you will see, all three of us take turns at filming the naughty fun, with the boys especially enjoying themselves with some sensual massaging play of their own, mostly with their mouths, if you know what I mean. And I loved the opportunity to use my new anal vibrating P-spot massager which No.14 obviously enjoyed. But most of all this video shows how our whole evening together was just hours of different pleasures, different positions and different #realworldsex fun!!!

One of the things that is really nice about sharing my Real World Sex videos at MLNP is reading the wonderful messages & emails that often drop into my box. I do though occasionally receive “requests” asking if I have any films of a specific subject matter. And the thing I seem to be asked about most often is do I have any films involving “Water”? Hubby reminded me that we did have some fun film from our Spanish holiday early last year and I think that “Spanish Showers & Bathtime Fun” will make a perfect addition to my collection here, especially for those who like the sound of running water.

It was so lovely to be able to return here and upload my “Holiday Dildo Playtime in the Shower” video here at MakeLoveNotPorn earlier in the month. But, as you could probably tell, I was cramped for space in that shower. So this new video follows on directly from then, as I took that large, vibrating dildo into our apartment bedroom to carry on with my fun. And please do excuse some of my language & be patient with me, because when I’m in that sort of mood I like to tease & take my time before I finally explode with a rather loud, groaning, climax!

Continues from my Parts 1 and 2 fun “teasing” experiments to test just how sensitive SubbyBoys impressively long and thick cock might be. Because, you see, it is such a long, long cock, with a wonderful Prince Albert piercing in it’s head, (as well as his nipples), that I wondered if it might be de-sensitized to different materials and textures as I rubbed and slapped him with my different toys and implements. Join me, and a blind-folded SubbyBoy, to see …

Being horny on holiday is not just about being naughty on the beach. It’s also about evenings out to local tavernas, enjoying lovely food & fine wine, before returning to our apartment, to continue the fun with some indulgent me-time play & wild cocktails. And in “Summertime Fun Part 2” I do just that, indulging in several, long, me-time moments on the bed & the sofa with my favourite holiday-toys. And after another gasping explosion, I reward the both of us, by concockting my very own Tequila Sunset. And no that is not a spelling mistake, you’ll have to watch to see just what I mean!

For me sex should always be Fun, Exciting and Different . . . usually in that order. I call it the FED principle (as in my occasional whispers in Hubby's ear,"keep me Fed please"). This video is from the same evening as our most recent "Winding Up and Then Winding Down" video. It is ALL about the FED principle - although this time it is Hubby to whom it is applied as I take over the camera and let Lover 14 and Hubby play. And although he does get a playful beating, Hubby really does get his reward at the end. I know you will certainly find this video "Different" from my others, but I hope you will also find it "Exciting" and "Fun" as you, hopefully, get to join us for breakfast in the morning after the night before.