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When in doubt, add more lube. Even when my pussy is literally dripping to the floor, more lube is just better when it comes to toys. Any advice for getting a dick to stick to hardwood better?

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

It's our 4 year sexiversary! I love having this collection of sex videos to reflect back on and remember moments that I would have otherwise forgotten. Here are some of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments of 2022. Cheers to many more years of being hot and heavy. Happy New Year, everyone!

We haven't had sex in about a week because we've both been out of town for work, so we were both feeling super horny. We got naked in my yoga studio and my love pressed me up against the wall. We did sexy things from behind, then face-to-face. We got so sweaty that my back was starting to slide down the wall. We moved to the floor and he licked me from my ass to my pussy with my legs over my head - any time I have my hips over my head, my pussy always fills with air lol so I had to squeeze it out. We fucked and it felt so good. We came almost simultaneously. Then we laid there with him on top of me for a minute to just feel.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

Sometimes five minutes and one finger are all it takes to satisfy me. Also, felt like I was having a good hair day lol hope you enjoy my spontaneous self-indulgence.

We had hot sex all over the couch the other night. Some of our living room windows don't have curtains, but we've decided it's too late to bother with them at this point. It's been a while since we filmed a full-length video together, so we were feeling slightly camera shy! Watch us awkwardly fumble and laugh in the beginning, and eventually get into a super sensual flow.

A glimpse inside our daily life. The smell of the forest, the sound of the ocean, the taste of sweat...this one feels extra intimate.

My boyfriend loves to watch pillow-fucking lovenotporn...we watched one together the other day and it inspired me to try it! We've made a pact that neither of us are going to cum until we see each other on Wednesday which feels so far away right now. I made him this video to tease him a little in the meantime. I used the pillow he slept on last night. His smell makes me hot!