Strong butt and even stronger jokes

We had a nice happy time in bed before sleeping. We tried a bit of everything to make sure we're covering all the bases. Wish I (JePenne) had more stamina left for some backdoor action but alas, it was not meant to be :D

Isolated at our country retreat, Frostberry showed JePenne ways to have fun on the extendable sofa. A wild ride was momentarily interrupted by a drive-by ladybug that had to be escorted out of his hair :O

We watched the industrial wildlife roam the concrete field outside our window as JePenne "assisted" Frostberry with her morning stretches.

We planned an evening with cuddles and calm...what did we get? Neither. Instead-to the surprise to both of us-we discovered a new team ability! It all started with Frostberry proudly showing off her leg flexibility doing wide spread wiggles on the sofa. JePenne, who's keen eyes never fail to spot a good sexual opportunity, immediately spotted a perfect place to put his face! After he'd fully explored Frostberry's hip gap we thought it couldn't get any weirder, but lo and behold! Frostberry was not done with her bending and with a slight forward tilt we achieved an extraordinary feat of penetration ^^.

A glass of whisky, a leather couch, a naked girl. A setup for porn movies, but what they don't tell you is how squeaky the couches can be! It almost made us quit! We started slowly with tender kisses. Her skin was so soft I couldn't get enough of the sliky feeling. I (JePenne) continued with using the pleasure wand on her until she orgasmed. It was cute - she grabbed my arm with her legs for a moment but realized I can't maneuver the vibrator anymore so she let go :D A few moments later she gave me a very nice blowjob which I had to stop if the evening was to go on. She continued with riding me for a while but the squeaky noises were slowly getting on our nerves lol and we had to stop for a bit and think about choices of furniture. Good thing I came up with the idea to put her on the side of the couch which worked really well :)

I've been waiting almost 2 months for this dildo to arrive. The colors are awesome, the texture and ridges feel great, overall the craftsmanship is amazing! I figured of giving it a go after my shower, without thinking I can actually handle it . I'm used to the normal shaped one which is way slimmer and without any road bumps. With some persistence I managed! All the while Frostberry was peeking from the other room. She had quite a show to watch :) glad I could entertain her!

Frostberry was pestering, humping, and rubbing me with clothes on all morning until she managed to get a sturdy boner out of my pants 😄 which she then had to deal with however she saw fit 😏.

Breakfast until 10 AM? Nah. On vacation, the only thing we want before noon is more sleep and more sex 😁. We get to skip it every now and then and have a gentle intimate wake up ☺

Two youthful thrill-seekers visit their long dead (but not gone) friend Johnny at his countryside home. Unexpectedly the old house is not as uninhabited as it seems, something terrifyingly horny seems to be hiding in the dingy basement.

It was late morning in our sky bedroom. One might think it must be hard to sleep with all that sunlight in your face, but nay, nay! I (Frostberry) won't be deterred from my slumber so easily! More light = cozier sleep. It takes a lot of tender touches and some humps of encouragement to get me out of that bedspace. And luckily for me, JePenne is an expert at all of those ^_^