Snakes & Ladders

The one with the cumming.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

We have a bit of a crush on ChubbyDip, so we hopped into bed this afternoon and watched one of her videos together. Then we made one of our own. There's lots of kissing, laughing, touching, licking and fucking in this one. If you've seen my videos before, you know how much I like edging, so I thought I'd make you wait for Part 2 which has the cumming. It's gonna be sooo good, just you wait!

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.

Something happened with my recent video submission and the last 11 minutes accidentally got cut off! What a tease. Here is Part 2 of Horny & Tender - the one with the cumming.

I made you a compilation of all of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments from the past year. 2021 was HOT! We started it off by spending 3 incredible months in lush Costa Rica, then we moved in together back in Canada. We had sex in a lot of different places this year and had a lot of fun. As we approach our 3rd anniversary, I love looking back on all of these videos and remembering the sweet, sticky, slutty, sensual, loving, passionate, clitastic sex we've had. I hope we all have a sexy 2022. PS I got very turned on making this video! Enjoy.

I just treated us all (lol) to this ridiculously hot outfit and I'm obsessed! It was very complicated to get into, but worth the struggle. I feel so sexy in it and the way the straps press against my vulva turns me on so much. My partner is a big fan as well. I think this is going to be my new sex uniform.