This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

I have a housemate now, so the moment they left for work, I dropped my pants at the rare opportunity to masturbate in the living room. In this video I bring myself close to cumming a few times before finally letting it take me over. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Sometimes five minutes and one finger are all it takes to satisfy me. Also, felt like I was having a good hair day lol hope you enjoy my spontaneous self-indulgence.

I was feeling hot and sensual after a sweaty yoga practice in my underwear. I had the house to myself, so I thought I'd touch myself and film it for you. I pulled my panties off and then got myself off. As I was cumming, my partner walked in the front door lol. I didn't know exactly when he was going to be home, but knew it was possible he might walk in on me. His timing was pretty hilarious though. Imagine walking in the front door and being greeted by the sound of me having an orgasm in the next room. As you can probably guess, there is a part 2 to this video—And then I make him cum.

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2