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Roleplaying for us is always silly. We put on some weird costumes, talk a bit beforehand about the overall idea and then just go with the flow. This time JePenne was a Basement Monster long forgotten in the basement and Frostberry was playing the elven maiden which doesn't go down there to clean too often. We left in all the bloopers hoping they're funny enough to be worth it 😁 We also had some sexy time of course but it's between giggles and jokes.

Both me and JePenne were surprised that this worked, oral orgasm's rarely happen in strange positions :I All the tension made my hands tingle like mad x"D

In this part we completely gave up on trying the Kama Sutra position. The attempt from Part 1 left us exhausted and here we resorted to some more comfortable sexing ^^. We take turns in relaxing and JePenne with a burst of energy manages to expel onto my body, all the way to my ear xD! This came as a funny surprise for us and we started talking and laughing about it.

Mrs. Clause found a naughty elf in the master bedroom and decided to teach him some manners.

Isolated at our country retreat, Frostberry showed JePenne ways to have fun on the extendable sofa. A wild ride was momentarily interrupted by a drive-by ladybug that had to be escorted out of his hair :O

Breakfast until 10 AM? Nah. On vacation, the only thing we want before noon is more sleep and more sex 😁. We get to skip it every now and then and have a gentle intimate wake up ☺

Fueled on fresh scones and tequila at 3 am we retreated to the bedroom for some sexy dessert.

It doesn't always work out for me and that's fine 😁 Even though today was one of those days, we still had a blast! 😁 Bonus we tried to get some tissues at the end and had to perform some weird athletic maneuver to get to it 😂

It was deep winter in northern Sweden, and sunlight in short supply. The best place to suck it up was our bedroom. And of course, we couldn't just sit there and do nothing, so like sun crazed vampires we proceeded to indulge in the carnal pleasures of sex, wine and fingerpainting "red stuff" on Frostberry's butt ^_^

We planned an evening with cuddles and calm...what did we get? Neither. Instead-to the surprise to both of us-we discovered a new team ability! It all started with Frostberry proudly showing off her leg flexibility doing wide spread wiggles on the sofa. JePenne, who's keen eyes never fail to spot a good sexual opportunity, immediately spotted a perfect place to put his face! After he'd fully explored Frostberry's hip gap we thought it couldn't get any weirder, but lo and behold! Frostberry was not done with her bending and with a slight forward tilt we achieved an extraordinary feat of penetration ^^.