How do you even use this?

The days were very hectic and we were extremely busy. We managed to have some intimacy eventually but we were very tired overall. It ended up being a very cozy and lazy evening on the couch, with plenty of kisses for everbody. After we were done we ate some random food and crashed in bed :")

The evening settled and it was time to blow off some steam. We retreated to the bedroom for some well-deserved intimacy. We started with some cuddly foreplay and then I helped him out with a BJ ^^. Tried it a bit deeper and at a different angle but was not too comfortable hehe, need more practice with that position xD. We had a great ride--he almost flinged me off :"D. You also get to see our tactics for not making a mess at the end since we haven't used condoms in a decade now...

We have a lot of sex in the morning, it's such a great way to wake up! JePenne likes it cause it's sex...hehehe... and he won't pull his back getting out of bed or get a headache too soon xD damn, we're old. I like it because it's cuddly and warm, overall a great way to slowly wake up. Much better than jumping out of bed chugging coffee before my feet even hit the ground!

Mrs. Clause found a naughty elf in the master bedroom and decided to teach him some manners.

We try to fully enjoy ourselves in intimate occasions. Sometimes this means getting lost in the heat of the moment, other times some good laughs at whatever weird position we attempt :D. Sex does not have to be all serious romance stuff all the time!

While Frostberry was temporarily out of the room, JePenne sneakily dressed up in fancy clothing and whipped out a bottle of tequila. When Frostberry emerged from her lair, he offered her the magic potion and asked for some aid with his restrictive pants…. and she happily agreed : ) He had not anticipated that her glorious mane of untamed hair would cause them both so much trouble though! Adjustments had to be made with haste! JePenne suggested a vertical position so gravity could keep them both untickeled… With a solid metal bar to support Frostberry’s head from behind, JePenne could finally enjoy her mouth with confidence.

After I (Frostberry) had taken the life altering decision to let my body mind its own hormonal levels after 13 years of interference, it came as a surprise to us both that certain cycles were suddenly working better than intended! With JePenne's help, I was slowly re-discovering and exploring my natural state while making a mess on the couch :F All in good fun as always ^^

We had a great evening grinding our bodies together. I was on top so I had all the control to drive JePenne to a pleasurable destination, earning myself a high five :F

While Frostberry is distracted by cat pictures on the internet, JePenne "slides in" with a plan... At first, everything is business as usual. Some smooth loving until Frostberry's shot runs dry. Seeing his chance to keep her fully satisfied, JePenne summons a bottle of gin to quench her thirst and pops into her butt without complaints... xD

Two youthful thrill-seekers visit their long dead (but not gone) friend Johnny at his countryside home. Unexpectedly the old house is not as uninhabited as it seems, something terrifyingly horny seems to be hiding in the dingy basement.