Eat Before Beer Time

Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!

Being on holiday always makes me horny! And that gets Hubby even more aroused as well. But sometimes I just want to have some special “me time”, especially after a hot day at the beach, or around the pool. And “Me Time” means just being able to lie back and enjoy a long unwinding session with my favourite vibrator. But as you will see after my first orgasm not even the amazing Doxy was enough to satisfy my arousal on this occasion and I had to improvise with a lube bottle and another toy I suddenly remembered that I’d packed away in my drawer. But what I hadn’t remembered was that, although we’d drawn the curtains we’d left the balcony doors wide open. And it wasn’t until we were watching this video at home for the first time that I realised how clearly one could hear all the voices and splashing about from the pool below. No wonder we got a few funny smiles when we wandered back down for a cooling dip later that afternoon!!!

It’s always nice receiving flattering messages & emails about one of my videos here at MLNP. As well as making me happy, knowing that others can feel part of the fun of my video-diaries, it also brings back wonderful memories of those special moments! And a recent message about my “Gentle Squeeze” video with Lover No. 36, reminded me that we still had a “Part 2” of that amazing night that we’d not uploaded. Goodness knows why, because it certainly was an incredibly fun & fulfilling evening. And I mean “full-filling” because No. 36 has the most “Ma-hoosive” member I’ve ever had the pleasure of loving with!

Although our favourite holiday beach is a public one, it is slightly off the beaten track and normally quite secluded. So I always make sure I pack one of my favourite, waterproof, toys in my sun lotion bag so that, if the opportunity arises, I can have some relaxing Me-Time fun. And in this video I’d brought along my large Glass Dildo to indulge in some teasing, and quite fulfilling, naked dildo play in the shallows. I hope you’ll join me and feel part of our fun too.

Valentine’s is all about giving lots of loving & kisses isn’t it? Well “Valentine’s Kisses” certainly has lots of loving & kisses - ALL OVER! It is from just a few nights ago, an absolutely fabulous evening with Lover No. 50. No.50 is the most passionate kisser I have ever met, whichever of my lips he’s kissing me on, I just love feeling his lips sliding all over mine! This really is #realworldsex exactly as it happened. No editing or stopping & starting, no re-doing things, no scripting. I’ve been told by those who've rented my videos that watching them is like being in the room with us and that is so lovely because I think of my videos as being like diaries of my fun and laughter.

“New Red Rope” is my eighth MLNP film with Lover 14 and if you’ve rented any of those previous videos you will know one always has to expect the unexpected whenever he is involved. He is one of the most patient, and creative, lovers I have ever met. And this video is just Part One of a wonderfully fun evening that was full of waves of orgasms for all three of us . . . as well as lots of fun and laughter which I think perfectly illustrates just what #realworldsex is all about. I hope you will enjoy!!!

I always like to have at least one Playtime session a day when I’m on holiday. Or maybe two or three! And having become quite worked-up on our apartment sofa earlier, with my new Thrusting Pulsing Dildo, I decided that I needed to cool down and seek a little more comfort. So I retired to the bedroom, with the air-conditioning turned on full and two of my favourite toys to lie-back and relax with, because I really really needed to cum!

I’ve now been sharing my videos here for over 8 Years and it’s been lovely to receive so many lovely messages from all over the world telling me how much they’ve been enjoyed. But recently I had an email from a gentleman who was concerned that Hubby might be “missing out”. I did explain that our biggest thrill is that I “love to play” and Hubby “loves to watch”, but that in fact he does actually appear in lots of our videos … as this celebration-compilation clearly shows!!!

This video is with one of my most recent lovers, No.36. We’ve met several times & each evening has been more exciting & different from the last. And that’s what I enjoy about seeing different lovers! They are all exciting, all fun, all lovely to be with in different ways. There is never one that is more special to me than another! I love them all for their different personalities & the different things we do together. I love sharing new experiences with them & hopefully you’ll enjoy these different experiences too. Do let me know if you’d like to see more!!!

It was so lovely to be able to return here and upload my “Holiday Dildo Playtime in the Shower” video here at MakeLoveNotPorn earlier in the month. But, as you could probably tell, I was cramped for space in that shower. So this new video follows on directly from then, as I took that large, vibrating dildo into our apartment bedroom to carry on with my fun. And please do excuse some of my language & be patient with me, because when I’m in that sort of mood I like to tease & take my time before I finally explode with a rather loud, groaning, climax!