Eat Before Beer Time

“Summer 2023 Playtime Fun - Pt.1” Hubby and I had another wonderful vacation on our favourite island last summer. And this video is from our last day on the beach, and back at the apartment, before having to return home to the UK later that evening. And even though I was sad to be leaving, I decided to have one last bit of fun in the shower as I washed off the sand and sun lotion. Part Two of the fun (on the apartment bed) will follow soon, but in the meantime I hope you will enjoy joining me … and my vibrating dildo … for one last summer shower!!!

I’ve just returned from a simply fabulous summer holiday on my favourite Greek Island. And as well as enjoying some lovely Sun and Sea, I also enjoyed some lovely Summer Sex. Because being on holiday, always makes me extra horny! And on this holiday I enjoyed some sexy fun I’d never indulged in before - Sex On the Beach!!! Well actually not sex on the beach as such - I just couldn’t stand all that sand getting stuck in my private bits, but Sex IN the SEA! It’s something I’d never done before but it was such sexy fun that I’m absolutely delighted to share it with you here.

Even though Caning & Spanking is talked about more openly than ever before, I think a lot of people still feel that it is always about trying to hurt someone. Well, I’ve always enjoyed spanking and bondage play in my relationships as a way of introducing FUN and extra excitement. Something different that I never take too seriously. And whether I am the one giving or the one receiving, I actually find it to be a really strong, loving and sharing experience. And that can be a huge and wonderfully all consuming emotion. So I hope you will agree that my “Cane Love” video illustrates that perfectly.

“Forbidden Pleasures - Part One” is from a simply amazing evening Hubby and I recently shared with our favourite kinky-friend Lover No.14. Starting, as it always does with No.14, with a little rope play, things then got very, very wet as No.14’s fingers . . . and thumbs . . . had me squirting through orgasm after orgasm. So much so that I was completely saturated, as were the bedsheets. And with my hands tied behind my head I couldn’t resist (not that I wanted to) as I was turned over onto my tummy for even more pulsing and exhausting climaxes!

Valentine’s is all about giving lots of loving & kisses isn’t it? Well “Valentine’s Kisses” certainly has lots of loving & kisses - ALL OVER! It is from just a few nights ago, an absolutely fabulous evening with Lover No. 50. No.50 is the most passionate kisser I have ever met, whichever of my lips he’s kissing me on, I just love feeling his lips sliding all over mine! This really is #realworldsex exactly as it happened. No editing or stopping & starting, no re-doing things, no scripting. I’ve been told by those who've rented my videos that watching them is like being in the room with us and that is so lovely because I think of my videos as being like diaries of my fun and laughter.

Often Hubby and I will re-live our fun times with our special friends by re-watching video clips from our archives. And we suddenly realised we had a Part 2 of that wonderful “Friday Fun” evening with Lover No. 50, which we hadn’t yet published here at MLNP. It started from our “wind-down moments” after the multi-orgasms of Part 1, with No.50 giving me some incredible “deep-down” kisses, you know where. I’m always amazed at how quickly he gets hard again and, as you will see, I simply love returning those kisses to make sure he had a lovely second cumming as well!!

I've often been asked about the things that arouse me most and what I'm thinking when I orgasm. But you know it's not something that I can ever give a definitive answer to.rnDifferent situations, different events, different lovers . . . even just how my "normal" day has been . . . all these things can have an impact on how I feel, and how I react during love-making.rnAnd I think this video possibly illustrates that more than any other that we have published here at #realworldsex.rnAll three of us had shared a lovely meal and fun conversations which continued into a wonderful session of being bound and spanked (and more) with No.14. I do love the feel, and tightness, and sensations of rope being wrapped and tied around my skin. And afterwards the release and relaxtion of being kissed and licked, led to the most intense of orgasms. Sometimes it's not the loudest or most forceful love-making that engulfs and consumes me. Sometimes, as on this occasion, I just spiral into an indescribable world . . . my own cocoon where there is no sound, no light, no sense of time . . . until my shudders and convulsions unravel and I slowly (often very slowly) come back to my senses.rnSharing the last few seconds here is actually, for me, the most private and intimate of moments I have shared at MLNP. I hope they give some enjoyment . . . and some enlightenment.rnXxx - K

Ever since we bought our first video camera years and years ago . . . we’ve always enjoyed spicing up our “home-alone” fun by making teasing little playtime films for each other. This was years before we’d discovered Make Love Not Porn and lots of those films were made on those cassette-reel-tape type thingies that we just can’t watch on our computers anymore. But we’ve continued with our playtime filming fun each time we’ve bought a new camera and, as I’m sure you can imagine there are quite a lot of our more recent films that we CAN watch on our computers. So I thought it might be fun to put together some of my “solo” clips of the past few years into a compilation. Most of which have never seen the “light of day”. If you have rented my “Touch of Glass Dildo” video you will already know how much I enjoy playing with my toys, so I hope you will enjoy these excerpts from my solo-library as much as I enjoyed them at the time . . . including a solo-appearance by Hubby with some rabbit-play of his own!

If you’ve viewed Parts 1, 2 & 3 of our passionate fore-play you will know that what had originally started-out as one of my “Mistressing Sessions”, quickly became much more of a sexually-charged, playtime session, as I became more and more aroused. So Part 4 begins with me telling my camera-man to “fetch me a condom”. And as Lover 83 applies himself to that task, and I reach for my favourite Lube, our fun quickly continues with some wonderful bed-shaking exertions !!!


It’s always nice receiving flattering messages & emails about one of my videos here at MLNP. As well as making me happy, knowing that others can feel part of the fun of my video-diaries, it also brings back wonderful memories of those special moments! And a recent message about my “Gentle Squeeze” video with Lover No. 36, reminded me that we still had a “Part 2” of that amazing night that we’d not uploaded. Goodness knows why, because it certainly was an incredibly fun & fulfilling evening. And I mean “full-filling” because No. 36 has the most “Ma-hoosive” member I’ve ever had the pleasure of loving with!