Squeaky Green Couch

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

I only ever put this underwear on so that I can take it off. I made this one for me, but also for you <3

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

It was mid-afternoon which always seems to be when we're both horny lately. We had just gotten home from the beach where we had a fun time surfing small waves that we had all to ourselves. We were both feeling pretty euphoric and alive from it. We had a shower to wash off the salt and sand, and then got into bed together to have steamy sex. This is our idea of a perfect day.

I met Little Wanderer at a circus burlesque show that I performed in years ago. A bunch of us went out for drinks afterwards, including her. We didn't talk much that night, but I remember she was sitting to my left in the red vinyl booth at the Sapphire Room and I thought she was pretty! It wasn't until a year or so later when we bonded over our simultaneous messy breakups that our friendship blossomed. She was one of the first people I came out to about my hot and heavy relationship with MakeLoveNotPorn! The rest is history. Here's part 1 of the very fun time we all had together last week. Head over to @littlewanderer for Part 2!

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

I've already touched myself to this video. It's so hot! There's lots of kissing and feeling and cumming and queefing and laughter and intimacy and filth in this one. You'll also notice that my partner is wearing a condom, which is unusual for us given his vasectomy. He has discovered he can last longer and enjoy it more when he wears one. Plus my pH level is more balanced when he doesn't cum in me. So lately we're obsessed with fucking from behind with a condom lol enjoy!

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

My partner was off surfing and I was at home feeling horny, so I decided to enjoy myself on our living room floor. I feel like this video is particularly succulent. I highly recommend you watch it with headphones on ;)