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2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

An up close and personal video of me feeling cozy and horny by the warmth of the wood stove. My favourite part is when I put my vibrator inside my panties and almost accidentally cum hands-free like 4 minutes in lol. Stay warm and stay horny, friends.

We haven't had sex in about a week because we've both been out of town for work, so we were both feeling super horny. We got naked in my yoga studio and my love pressed me up against the wall. We did sexy things from behind, then face-to-face. We got so sweaty that my back was starting to slide down the wall. We moved to the floor and he licked me from my ass to my pussy with my legs over my head - any time I have my hips over my head, my pussy always fills with air lol so I had to squeeze it out. We fucked and it felt so good. We came almost simultaneously. Then we laid there with him on top of me for a minute to just feel.

Had an afternoon alone at home and gave myself some juicy afternoon delight in my bed.

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

Yesterday afternoon I was feeling horny, so I turned the heating on in our bedroom and asked my partner if he wanted to make a movie with me. He said yes! What unfolded was very horny and tender. There's lots of kissing, eye contact and passionate fucking.

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

My boyfriend and I are in isolation together so we're spending our time making Love in the Time of Corona. He tied me to the bed and teased me for a while before finally fucking me.

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha