Squeaky Green Couch

I felt like getting #dressy in some lingerie, but it was so cold that I couldn’t bring myself to take off my wool socks. We played the game of see-how-long-you-can-go-without-touching-my-pussy which is always fun and turns me on so much. Then we had all kinds of sex all over the bed.

You ever get so close to cumming that you can’t even handle being touched anywhere or you might erupt? My partner and I had a night away in a quaint hotel recently and the first thing we did after checking in was get naked. I started touching myself, sitting in the chair across from him. Then he started touching himself. Then we touched each other and made love until we were both right on the edge and eventually pushed over it. There’s something so hot about having sex in a new place.

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

How do you know you've been in a relationship for longer than two years? Watch to find out ;) I found this super hot video that we filmed a few months ago and completely forgot about when I was scrolling through photos on my phone. My camera roll is about 90% cat photos and 10% nudes, so sometimes things get buried in the mix. PS there is a lot of cumming in it.

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

A fan sent me these tights in the mail and I just love them. They make me feel super hot and a little bit slutty. Thought I'd share them with you ;)

I made you a compilation of all of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments from the past year. 2021 was HOT! We started it off by spending 3 incredible months in lush Costa Rica, then we moved in together back in Canada. We had sex in a lot of different places this year and had a lot of fun. As we approach our 3rd anniversary, I love looking back on all of these videos and remembering the sweet, sticky, slutty, sensual, loving, passionate, clitastic sex we've had. I hope we all have a sexy 2022. PS I got very turned on making this video! Enjoy.

I put on a sexy bodysuit with the intention of taking some photos of myself for my onlyfans. I wasn't planning on masturbating, but I had the camera on selfie mode and I got very turned on watching myself. This bodysuit is v. hot! So I made you this spontaneous video of me slowly stripping and feeling my skin and jiggling my butt and getting myself off.

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.