Squeaky Green Couch

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

We stayed at this amazingly sensual place in Mexico recently—the architecture was curvy and round, and everything was washed in an earthy pink tone. The sheets were soft cotton, and the air was warm and humid. It rained on this day, so we stayed in and made you this beautiful video. I tease him a little and then make him edge a little before making him cum hard.

It's our 4 year sexiversary! I love having this collection of sex videos to reflect back on and remember moments that I would have otherwise forgotten. Here are some of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments of 2022. Cheers to many more years of being hot and heavy. Happy New Year, everyone!

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

A lover recently asked me if I ever watch myself masturbate in the mirror on the wall at the end of my bed. To my own surprise I never had, but now it's my new thing! I usually think about other people when I masturbate, but in this video I got myself off thinking just about myself and what it would be like if I had 2 bodies, and could have sex with myself. More videos cumming soon ;)

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

I only ever put this underwear on so that I can take it off. I made this one for me, but also for you <3

How do you know you've been in a relationship for longer than two years? Watch to find out ;) I found this super hot video that we filmed a few months ago and completely forgot about when I was scrolling through photos on my phone. My camera roll is about 90% cat photos and 10% nudes, so sometimes things get buried in the mix. PS there is a lot of cumming in it.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha