Squeaky Green Couch

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

I was never super keen on morning sex until I met my boyfriend. Now I can't get enough of it! Actually, I just can't get enough sex with him in general. You know how you can feel both highly satisfied and still so hungry for more? That's how I feel right now. Neither of us had an orgasm in this video, but we were both sooo turned on. We had to be very quiet this morning because his housemates were in the next room eating breakfast whilst we were devouring each other. Having to be so quiet has, to my surprise, made our sex even more fun.

We precariously balanced my phone on the ceiling fan so we could share a new sexy perspective with you! We fool around a bit, I accidentally hit my head off the side of the bed, we laugh about it and then have lots of sex and orgasms and cuddles.

I just got home from teaching a yoga class and was feeling sexy, so I put on my fave bodysuit and touched myself in front of the mirror. Then I took the bodysuit off and touched myself some more until I came. Watch to the end to see how wet I got!

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

Hi! If you don't already know this about me, I thoroughly enjoy sucking his dick. I'm obsessed with it. It's just so good! Sometimes when I'm on my moon, I get really horny, but feel less like receiving and more like giving. At the end of this video I offer him a tissue because I am equal parts filthy and considerate.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.