Squeaky Green Couch

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

My partner was off surfing and I was at home feeling horny, so I decided to enjoy myself on our living room floor. I feel like this video is particularly succulent. I highly recommend you watch it with headphones on ;)

Had an afternoon alone at home and gave myself some juicy afternoon delight in my bed.

A fan sent me these tights in the mail and I just love them. They make me feel super hot and a little bit slutty. Thought I'd share them with you ;)

My boyfriend and I are in isolation together so we're spending our time making Love in the Time of Corona. He tied me to the bed and teased me for a while before finally fucking me.

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.

This was the last #realworldsex video we filmed right before we moved to our new home. I treated myself to this really nice silk sleep mask that I can't imagine ever using for the purpose of sleep lol. Being blindfolded is so fun! I love the feeling of surrendering to my partner like this and the way it heightens all of my other senses.

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

Hi! If you don't already know this about me, I thoroughly enjoy sucking his dick. I'm obsessed with it. It's just so good! Sometimes when I'm on my moon, I get really horny, but feel less like receiving and more like giving. At the end of this video I offer him a tissue because I am equal parts filthy and considerate.

It's our 4 year sexiversary! I love having this collection of sex videos to reflect back on and remember moments that I would have otherwise forgotten. Here are some of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments of 2022. Cheers to many more years of being hot and heavy. Happy New Year, everyone!