Squeaky Green Couch

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.

The best part of working from home is getting to take a break to masturbate whenever I want. I was feeling thirsty and also horny, so I made you a little video. I drink some water, get really wet, add some lube and play with my clear dildo on the couch. I hope you enjoy it!

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

We spent my birthday in Paris and it was so dreamy! We stayed in a beautiful boutique hotel, called Hôtel Rendez-Vous and had sensual sex with the window open. You can faintly hear the soundscape of the city (and I'm sure people could hear us too). I was on my moon, but miraculously didn't stain the crisp white sheets. I hope you enjoy this very hot 35 minute video we made for you. 🔥

2025 was a super sensual year. My partner and I had some fun travels and had lots of sex along the way. There was a lot of laughter, edging, slutty outfits and cumming. Please enjoy this sexy journal from last year! I hope it keeps on giving.

I felt like getting #dressy in some lingerie, but it was so cold that I couldn’t bring myself to take off my wool socks. We played the game of see-how-long-you-can-go-without-touching-my-pussy which is always fun and turns me on so much. Then we had all kinds of sex all over the bed.