2 Hands! No Waiting!

Partially because editing to be anonymous is such a hassle... This is me exercising full ownership. Shout out to #MapleSyrup for the inspiration, but honestly. I'm almost 50. If you're here, you know why you're here, and none of this is a surprise. So I'm part of the #socialsexrevolution. I'm claiming it. I'm OWNING it. Here I am. And if you're here too... enjoy yourself, everybody!

This is a quick experiment with my guy-brator the Hot Octopus. The damn thing keeps falling off, and I got tired of having to find medical tape, so I did a little arts and crafts. Cue the MacGuyver music: hot glue gun, velcro, and elastic. If I say 'strap on' it'll mean something different, but 😅... anyway, enjoy the test drive and ENJOY YOURSELF!

It is easy for the ❤️caregivers❤️ out there to pass yourself by so you can care for someone else. ☝🏾🤨BUT!! When you work 💪🏾hard and hit your ✊🏾physical 🚲fitness goals, 😁REWARDING YOURSELF IS MANDATORY!😁 Don't discount your progress, 🥳CELEBRATE IT! I just hit a major milestone, and I'm taking some 😈me-time🍆 to reward myself with a quick edging session in the 🧼shower🚿. I want to share it to show that self-care is wonderful, healthy, and your right as a loving human who cares for others! Using some better sound, new tech, and created a new tune just for the occasion. 😈Enjoy yourself 😈- ESPECIALLY when you've earned it! And as always, 🙏🏾thanks😊 for watching!

This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾‍♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!

Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always 😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!

After carrying 12 bottles of water through a theme park in the 100 degree Florida heat... your damn right I'm taking some time for myself. Everyone else is asleep...

I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well

I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾‍♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾‍♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!

I have a Velcro strap that fastens this to me during the session, and I had lost it in the wash. Oh well… the show must go on!

EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right? **Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️**