So I'm a work, bored... and my wife informs me that she's not feeling well. So even though she wants to jump me and I'm ultrahorny from the head she gave me last time... no magic is happening. What IS a boy to do?!
Use 2 hands, that's what. Perfect math. 2 hands. 2 orgasms back to back. Enjoy!
I've lost 80 lbs, and as a result GAINED an extra inch on my Mojo. I feel so confident about my body, I want to show the world! This is me working with my beloved fleshlight for a little late night ME Time. I got so excited at the notion of filming it I couldn't think of anything else till I did it. So here it is! Enjoy! **Note: The music being played is an arrangement I made on my computer with live bass guitar provided by yours truly.
🤦🏾♂️I had forgotten about this one, 🤷🏾♂️honestly. I found this and got ☝🏾😲inspired to try some new ideas lately, but I figured what better place to share the start. 🤷🏾♂️We all must start somewhere, right? That doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy😈 yourself 🍆while you learn! This sparked a wave of new material, so stay tuned for more videos soon!
EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right?
**Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️**
🤷🏾♂️ Sometimes you get to eat the dessert 🍨 first. Yesterday I put in 75000 steps 🥵. The next day, before we head out for another grueling day of family fun in the 100 degree Florida sun☀️, I figure I'll take some time for myself FIRST. A notion so nice, I did it twice. I'm trying out some new camera angles, and I'm happy to share my results. Enjoy yourselves... and then enjoy yourselves again!
I'm experimenting with new toys and camera angles. Shout out to the Pelvic People and their OhNuts. These things are life savers. Had a nice quiet little sesh... hope it helps you be happy as well
I made up my mind that I was going to do away with the anonymous and 😎OWN 🤩 the way I Make Love, Not Porn🥳. Made a speech and everything, and 🤷🏾♂️forgot to check the sound. 🤦🏾♂️ But, it was a good 🍆session anyway, so I'm posting it as is. Enjoy yourselves, everyone!!
Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always
😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!
WFH lunch break coincides with the wife n kids running an errand. 🤔 Hmmm... instead of just a regular me time sesh, what can - ☝🏾😈 I GOT IT! I have a big bag of toys here... let's see how many we can put on my 🍆 at one time. 🤷🏾♂️ Why not? So I set up a quick little 20 minute shoot and experimented with how many I could use at once. To say 'it works' is an understatement. I was going to be cheeky and name this 'Electric Boogaloo' but for real, I have only three words to describe it: 😈🤯 😲HO 😬LEE 💩SHIT!!! 🫨😳🥴😝. If you got these at home YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!! I normally cum this hard with my wife but I think I stumbled onto something 🥳WONDERFUL here! 🤩Enjoy yourselves!! 😒 Crap. They're back.
Also... the answer was 7 things. 😈
After carrying 12 bottles of water through a theme park in the 100 degree Florida heat... your damn right I'm taking some time for myself. Everyone else is asleep...
It's Just Me! 290 lbs and dropping REWARD Me Time!
This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!
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EEEEEEEEE!! My wife and I are building a sex room! 🥳🤩😈 🎶I'm so excited and I just can't hide it!🎶 I'm cleaning out the space getting it ready, right? I'm clearing out an old drawer and I find... this big old cock ring with a ball stretcher. I forgot I had this thing. *shrug* Wife and kids are out of the house... Better make sure it still works, right? **Sorry for the bump in the middle- the damn iPhone tipped over. #Realworldsex, right? 🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️**
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Have any of you had trouble keeping the Hot Octopuss Solo Lux on your 🍆 while 'in session'? 😨Mine keeps falling off! 😩 If so, I have devised a way to set it and forget it. All you need is a little toilet tissue and some medical tape. Trust me. I hope it helps someone out there, and as always 😈ENJOY😈 YOURSELF!
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It's Just Me! 290 lbs and dropping REWARD Me Time!
This is a celebration of sorts. My health used to be a lot worse off that it is. I've lost almost 100 pounds 🏋🏾♀️🚴🏾🥋 and in so doing beat 🩸diabetes💉. Metformin is a distant memory! So when I say enjoy your self? I mean ENJOY. 🫵🏾🤨YOUR. SELF. If you take care of your body and it is still upright and functioning? Be 🥳thankful😌 and reward it for doing such good work! This is my reward: the confidence to sit and be JUST ME and feel as comfortable in my own skin whether or not people are watching me. And I know you're watching me... which makes this even better for me! Figured I'd get right to the edge and... well... you'll see. May your confidence feel as 😈🍆sexy🍆😈 as mine! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!
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