Midday Playtime

I got home from my run and had housework to do. I planned to do It straight away but got distracted looking at dirty pictures on my phone. A familiar concept to many of us hence Procrasturbation. Its a fly-on-the-wall peep of how I get off when nobody is watching.rnrnPlease excuse the lack of sound, I promise I'll make sure to record my moans in future videos!

Monkey and I went to stay in a nice hotel for my 3oth Birthday. There was a bathtub and a swimming pool and a kettle really close to the bed. I've mentioned before how much I enjoy that!rnrnWe began getting intimate in the super cosy bed. I pinned Monkey down with the duvet and nestled against his form. I felt his arousal grow along with mine as I straddle his face. So continued our passionate, tender lovemaking.

There's not much we can do on the farm in the snow, so we went home early. Monkey and I went for a little walk to buy provisions (biscuits) and spent the afternoon getting cosy together. rnrnTheres something very reassuring about knowing you have nowhere else to be and theres nothing you need to do. We drank a lot of tea and enjoyed each other with passion, sensuality and the energy that would have otherwise been used on a hard days farm work.rnrnI enjoyed putting together the start with some music and showing the snow, which is extremley rare to get here, but once we get into bed its entirley un-edited.

I was all dressed up in my lingerie, I had makeup on (false eyelashes and everything). I had tidied up my bed area and I was horny as all hell. I'd spent the morning filming a custom porn video for elsewhere on the net. Feeling sexy, and horny and with my camera was already on the tripod, I did what I usually do after making porn. I masturbated.

Monkey and I decided to go to bed and masturbate together. We had a doughnut in the hotel room and I couldn't turn away from the opportunity staring me in the face. I had to stretch the doughnut hole a little bit but it fit. Kind of. We laughed heartily and I cleaned up every sprinkle and shard of frosting.

Part one of our sexy vlog video series, Onwards and Upwards. Monkey and I bought a flat!! We love it so so much. This video series will document us moving out of our old place, a shared house on the farm, and into our flat in the attic of a historic manor house. This video, ‘Packing’, shows us boxing up and packing all of our worldly possessions. Including my rather extensive lingerie collection. I can’t believe it all fit into one box! I tried on several of my favourite revealing garments and Monkey and I treated ourselves to a sexy break from all the lifting and sorting. As always, its brimming with gigglesome fun. We’ve lived in a lot of different houses and flats but only in the last 3 years had we considered that we might be able to buy somewhere of our own. With the price of rent and the cost of living as they are, saving for a deposit felt out of reach. A full time job each wouldn’t be enough. For us, the solution included living in a shared house on a farm (cheap rent), making porn and an etsy shop selling hand-made undies. Gotta love creative solutions. I can’t wait to see what the next part of our adventure will bring. And I’m looking forward to showing you our new place.

We were so thrilled to try the Pulse Duo Lux from Hot Octopuss. Its a vibrator we can both use at the same time!! We loved it. I got on top and rode Monkey, grinding against the toy. The pressure enhanced the vibrations for both of us.

I decided to make a video but Monkey was otherwise engaged playing on the x-box. After a little nudity and goofy seduction, he decided it was a good idea too. We perched a camera on the shelf opposite us and used my phone camera for some extra, more intimate angles. Monkey really got into that. Lost of passionate fucking, oral sex and, as always, we enjoy using our hands. Strangely we both found making the intro video a bit awkward so we kept it short. A pleasant distraction however, with its full frontal sex and revealing nature, was not awkward at all. Weird huh!

I've wanted to have sex in that kitchen ever since we got it re-done so we set up two cameras -to make sure you didn't miss any of the juicy bits- and got busy whilst I was cooking dinner. It was really good to get out of our comfort zone. Standing up and bracing myself against various surfaces was lots of fun and a little challenging. For me, the added ‘difficulty’ and constraints of using a strange space made it much more exciting than I expected. I love looking up at Monkey from below. It was so hot for me when he came on my chest. Fortunately, our kitchen is easy to clean and in case you were wondering, we had roasted veg and halloumi with a pesto sauce drizzled on the top.

After shopping online for sex toys with Monkey, I found myself in the mood for masturbation. Monkey pops away to play computer games and I play with myself. I begin with fingers, caressing my legs and my pussy. My hand delves into my knickers as I toy with my clit. I film with my phone camera and my computers built in webcam for some very intimate angles. I pull my knickers aside and use my vibrator. As I orgasm, bliss washes over me. You might hear Monkey in the background swearing at his screen from time to time. Perhaps he should have kept me company.