I please myself

Monkey and I decided to go to bed and masturbate together. We had a doughnut in the hotel room and I couldn't turn away from the opportunity staring me in the face. I had to stretch the doughnut hole a little bit but it fit. Kind of. We laughed heartily and I cleaned up every sprinkle and shard of frosting.

Part one of our sexy vlog video series, Onwards and Upwards. Monkey and I bought a flat!! We love it so so much. This video series will document us moving out of our old place, a shared house on the farm, and into our flat in the attic of a historic manor house. This video, ‘Packing’, shows us boxing up and packing all of our worldly possessions. Including my rather extensive lingerie collection. I can’t believe it all fit into one box! I tried on several of my favourite revealing garments and Monkey and I treated ourselves to a sexy break from all the lifting and sorting. As always, its brimming with gigglesome fun. We’ve lived in a lot of different houses and flats but only in the last 3 years had we considered that we might be able to buy somewhere of our own. With the price of rent and the cost of living as they are, saving for a deposit felt out of reach. A full time job each wouldn’t be enough. For us, the solution included living in a shared house on a farm (cheap rent), making porn and an etsy shop selling hand-made undies. Gotta love creative solutions. I can’t wait to see what the next part of our adventure will bring. And I’m looking forward to showing you our new place.

This video begins with Monkey filming me doing yoga and stretching with the evening sun shining through the window. I was feeling relaxed, connected to my body and particularly receptive.rnrnHe parts my legs and enjoys my pussy. I am not well accustomed to receiving this kind of pleasure. A mix of self-consciousness and an eagerness to please means I prefer to be the one giving. So this is quite significant for us. rnrnFor this beautiful half hour, we forget about the world and plunge into our sexuality together as the sun goes down.

I've wanted to have sex in that kitchen ever since we got it re-done so we set up two cameras -to make sure you didn't miss any of the juicy bits- and got busy whilst I was cooking dinner. It was really good to get out of our comfort zone. Standing up and bracing myself against various surfaces was lots of fun and a little challenging. For me, the added ‘difficulty’ and constraints of using a strange space made it much more exciting than I expected. I love looking up at Monkey from below. It was so hot for me when he came on my chest. Fortunately, our kitchen is easy to clean and in case you were wondering, we had roasted veg and halloumi with a pesto sauce drizzled on the top.

I was feeling grouchy and sore. So Monkey offered to massage my tummy to try to soothe my cramps. It doesn’t take long before his hands wander beneath my knickers and rub my pussy. I welcome the pleasurable distraction and entertain myself with his dick whilst he brings me to orgasm. I can confirm that orgasms and sexy massage really neutralize period pain and it made me a lot less grumpy. We used two cameras in this so we could film two angles at once. It was really hot to watch while editing them together.

It was not our house. This house was warm. I find it so much easier to relax and take my clothes off when theres an open fire or a wood stove. Monkey was out of the room and I was horny. I called out for him, hungry for cock. I took him into my mouth and enjoyed him. Watching the video back, I'm surprised at how vocal and chatty I was as he fucked me from behind. I ask him to "be more gentle please" when he gives more than I can take.

I got home from my run and had housework to do. I planned to do It straight away but got distracted looking at dirty pictures on my phone. A familiar concept to many of us hence Procrasturbation. Its a fly-on-the-wall peep of how I get off when nobody is watching.rnrnPlease excuse the lack of sound, I promise I'll make sure to record my moans in future videos!

On a ferry journey to Ireland, Monkey and I decided to get a cabin to afford us some sleep and privacy. I find travelling makes me horny, especially when we've had hours in the car together. As soon as we got a space to ourselves I pretty much jumped on Monkey. Sometimes I just want some of his dick and to make him feel good. I pulled down his trousers and enjoyed sucking him before straddling him and getting myself off the most effective way I know how. We were satisfied and ready to sleep before we even left port.

Humorous, intimate and marvelously hot. Monkey and I have a mid-afternoon romp in the bedroom. Beginning with me showing off a 'sexy Christmas outfit' and ending with broad smiles from both of us.

Rolling around naked on a big soft bed is so much fun. Monkey and I were hanging out, chatting and joking when he asked to try and bench press my naked self. He does not succeed. The comforting sensation of our bodies touching and attitude of casual play enlivened us. Monkey drew me closer and began to play with my naked tits. He encourages me into 69 position where I press my face against his dick as he eats my pussy. I ride his cock for a short time before I realise all the other stuff was more fun. Monkey uses his hands to get me off while I enjoy him in my mouth