I please myself

I was feeling grouchy and sore. So Monkey offered to massage my tummy to try to soothe my cramps. It doesn’t take long before his hands wander beneath my knickers and rub my pussy. I welcome the pleasurable distraction and entertain myself with his dick whilst he brings me to orgasm. I can confirm that orgasms and sexy massage really neutralize period pain and it made me a lot less grumpy. We used two cameras in this so we could film two angles at once. It was really hot to watch while editing them together.

Monkey and I decided to go to bed and masturbate together. We had a doughnut in the hotel room and I couldn't turn away from the opportunity staring me in the face. I had to stretch the doughnut hole a little bit but it fit. Kind of. We laughed heartily and I cleaned up every sprinkle and shard of frosting.

I got home from my run and had housework to do. I planned to do It straight away but got distracted looking at dirty pictures on my phone. A familiar concept to many of us hence Procrasturbation. Its a fly-on-the-wall peep of how I get off when nobody is watching.rnrnPlease excuse the lack of sound, I promise I'll make sure to record my moans in future videos!

I decided to make a video but Monkey was otherwise engaged playing on the x-box. After a little nudity and goofy seduction, he decided it was a good idea too. We perched a camera on the shelf opposite us and used my phone camera for some extra, more intimate angles. Monkey really got into that. Lost of passionate fucking, oral sex and, as always, we enjoy using our hands. Strangely we both found making the intro video a bit awkward so we kept it short. A pleasant distraction however, with its full frontal sex and revealing nature, was not awkward at all. Weird huh!

Part one of our sexy vlog video series, Onwards and Upwards. Monkey and I bought a flat!! We love it so so much. This video series will document us moving out of our old place, a shared house on the farm, and into our flat in the attic of a historic manor house. This video, ‘Packing’, shows us boxing up and packing all of our worldly possessions. Including my rather extensive lingerie collection. I can’t believe it all fit into one box! I tried on several of my favourite revealing garments and Monkey and I treated ourselves to a sexy break from all the lifting and sorting. As always, its brimming with gigglesome fun. We’ve lived in a lot of different houses and flats but only in the last 3 years had we considered that we might be able to buy somewhere of our own. With the price of rent and the cost of living as they are, saving for a deposit felt out of reach. A full time job each wouldn’t be enough. For us, the solution included living in a shared house on a farm (cheap rent), making porn and an etsy shop selling hand-made undies. Gotta love creative solutions. I can’t wait to see what the next part of our adventure will bring. And I’m looking forward to showing you our new place.

It was not our house. This house was warm. I find it so much easier to relax and take my clothes off when theres an open fire or a wood stove. Monkey was out of the room and I was horny. I called out for him, hungry for cock. I took him into my mouth and enjoyed him. Watching the video back, I'm surprised at how vocal and chatty I was as he fucked me from behind. I ask him to "be more gentle please" when he gives more than I can take.

I love to suck dick. Monkeys dick specifically. This video starts with me going full steam ahead. Monkey asked if he could film and I said yes. I pleasure him with my mouth and hands. Meanwhile, I'm fully dressed enjoying the friction provided by the seam in my shorts. I edge myself repeatedly by pressing my pussy against the mattress. I enjoy the feel if his skin between my lips. He moans and I squirm as we both climax together with his dick in my mouth. Next time we'll be better prepared and record it landscape.

Its a Sunday morning after a couple of busy working weeks, our first opportunity for a lie in. We set up the camera the night before so that when the mood struck (as it usually does in the mornings) all we had to do was turn the light on and press record. We both totally ignore the camera and just let it roll. I didn't realize we changed positions so much. It was a wonderfully invigorating start to the day. We start off by caressing and teasing one another, then after a stretch of sensual and intense fucking. I finish monkey off with my hands and mouth and he delights me with his fingers.

We were so thrilled to try the Pulse Duo Lux from Hot Octopuss. Its a vibrator we can both use at the same time!! We loved it. I got on top and rode Monkey, grinding against the toy. The pressure enhanced the vibrations for both of us.

I really wanted to ride Monkeys dick on this chair. We adjusted the height so I could bounce up and down with the minimum of hip discomfort. Fuck it was good! His body pressed into me in all the right ways. He licks and plays with my nipples a lot and thats what got me off. I drop to my knees and finish him off in my mouth.