Fuck Me Like I Deserve An Equal Wage

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.

We're on holiday in Mérida! We're having a hot and horny time. We've been riding bikes, eating tacos, practicing our Spanish and having lots of sex. We discovered how much we like fucking in the hammock in our room and we want to share it with you. ¡Buen provecho!

I thought it might be fun to fuck the body pillow from our guest bedroom. First, I teased myself and took my Hot Octopuss vibe for a spin. Then I started rubbing myself on the pillow and it felt so good I nearly came just from doing that...I realized after it was way too late that this pillow doesn't actually have a removable cover! Ugh.

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

We spent my birthday in Paris and it was so dreamy! We stayed in a beautiful boutique hotel, called Hôtel Rendez-Vous and had sensual sex with the window open. You can faintly hear the soundscape of the city (and I'm sure people could hear us too). I was on my moon, but miraculously didn't stain the crisp white sheets. I hope you enjoy this very hot 35 minute video we made for you. 🔥

I made you a compilation of all of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments from the past year. 2021 was HOT! We started it off by spending 3 incredible months in lush Costa Rica, then we moved in together back in Canada. We had sex in a lot of different places this year and had a lot of fun. As we approach our 3rd anniversary, I love looking back on all of these videos and remembering the sweet, sticky, slutty, sensual, loving, passionate, clitastic sex we've had. I hope we all have a sexy 2022. PS I got very turned on making this video! Enjoy.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

The wood stove makes our living room so hot. Too hot to wear pants sometimes. It's currently 27C in here! I took a layer of clothes off and was feeling sexy, so I decided to make a little video of me getting myself off by the fire.