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2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

How do you know you've been in a relationship for longer than two years? Watch to find out ;) I found this super hot video that we filmed a few months ago and completely forgot about when I was scrolling through photos on my phone. My camera roll is about 90% cat photos and 10% nudes, so sometimes things get buried in the mix. PS there is a lot of cumming in it.

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

We stayed at this amazingly sensual place in Mexico recently—the architecture was curvy and round, and everything was washed in an earthy pink tone. The sheets were soft cotton, and the air was warm and humid. It rained on this day, so we stayed in and made you this beautiful video. I tease him a little and then make him edge a little before making him cum hard.

My boyfriend loves to watch pillow-fucking lovenotporn...we watched one together the other day and it inspired me to try it! We've made a pact that neither of us are going to cum until we see each other on Wednesday which feels so far away right now. I made him this video to tease him a little in the meantime. I used the pillow he slept on last night. His smell makes me hot!

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

My boyfriend spent the night and we had some hot morning sex in my bed. I asked him to film me while I was sucking his dick. I get soooo turned on from sucking him. We played, we laughed, we fucked and then my phone died before our mutual happy ending. I hope you enjoy the journey and it leaves you wanting more!

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.