Fuck Me Like I Deserve An Equal Wage

We've lived here for almost 2 years now and this is the first time we've ever had sex in our kitchen! We actually made this video specifically for a friend, but it's very Make Love Not Porn and I know you're all going to appreciate watching it on here. It was cute and hot and silly. We laughed and enjoyed ourselves a lot.

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

I had some fun playing with my butt plug the other day. I think this might actually be the first time I've ever used one by myself! I was super turned on and it felt really good to touch my clit at the same time.

My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

My boyfriend is away travelling for work and I miss him so much. I'm super horny, so I decided to watch the video he and I made together a couple of weeks ago and get myself off to it (it's so hot if you haven't already seen it). I filmed this to send to him, but I'm sharing it here because I think you might enjoy watching it as well!

I made you a compilation of all of my favourite MakeLoveNotPorn moments from the past year. 2021 was HOT! We started it off by spending 3 incredible months in lush Costa Rica, then we moved in together back in Canada. We had sex in a lot of different places this year and had a lot of fun. As we approach our 3rd anniversary, I love looking back on all of these videos and remembering the sweet, sticky, slutty, sensual, loving, passionate, clitastic sex we've had. I hope we all have a sexy 2022. PS I got very turned on making this video! Enjoy.

Halfmooneyes caught a last minute flight across the country to come visit us in July! We made good food, went for walks, spent lots of time in the sauna, cold plunged in the ocean and laughed a lot. We wound up watching everyone's favourite MakeLoveNotPorn video of ours; The Second Hottest Threesome Ever. We reminisced about how intense the sexual tension was on that trip and then we found ourselves in bed again, making you another hilariously hot video.

We had hot sex all over the couch the other night. Some of our living room windows don't have curtains, but we've decided it's too late to bother with them at this point. It's been a while since we filmed a full-length video together, so we were feeling slightly camera shy! Watch us awkwardly fumble and laugh in the beginning, and eventually get into a super sensual flow.

My boyfriend and I are in isolation together so we're spending our time making Love in the Time of Corona. He tied me to the bed and teased me for a while before finally fucking me.