Fuck Me Like I Deserve An Equal Wage

I just got a new toy from Hot Octopuss and I'm obsessed! It's the Kurve vibrator and I highly recommend it. Something I wasn't expecting when I received it in the mail is that, while the shaft is very firm, it has a sort of spongy tip which I really like. I took it for a spin while sexting with my crush and these are some of the clips I sent to them.

I got very hot and bothered in the sauna yesterday. Listen to my heavy breathing over the sounds of the crackling fire. Watch the sweat start to drip down my body as I get lost in pleasure, all the while being conscious of how close my leg is to the wood stove lol

I got a new bed today! What better way to celebrate than to masturbate?

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

My love and I were getting ready to go out to the theater and I put on these tights...we didn't get very far before he ripped them off me. We had hot sex all over my bed - it was such a fun time. I found something else to wear out that night!

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

Sometimes five minutes and one finger are all it takes to satisfy me. Also, felt like I was having a good hair day lol hope you enjoy my spontaneous self-indulgence.

I was taking a bath and my partner came in the room. He pulled out his phone and I thought he was just going to take a photo of me, but he started filming me. He got super hard watching me writhe around in the water. After sucking his dick, he got into the tub with me and we played with each other. The true star of this video though is the tiles—last summer we renovated our bathroom ourselves and I'm really proud of it. Look at those grout lines! I hope this video inspires much pleasure and DIY energy.

We haven't had sex in about a week because we've both been out of town for work, so we were both feeling super horny. We got naked in my yoga studio and my love pressed me up against the wall. We did sexy things from behind, then face-to-face. We got so sweaty that my back was starting to slide down the wall. We moved to the floor and he licked me from my ass to my pussy with my legs over my head - any time I have my hips over my head, my pussy always fills with air lol so I had to squeeze it out. We fucked and it felt so good. We came almost simultaneously. Then we laid there with him on top of me for a minute to just feel.

We had a fun little surf trip in Baja California Sur recently! I had some time to myself this day and tbh, I wasn't feeling super great in my body after a very painful, bloated period. I really wanted to experience some pleasure and reconnect with my body, so I put on my sexiest swim bottoms and had a feel.