Yoni Love Yoga

I had a very flirty dream I travelled to a city that one of my parasocial friends lives in and messaged them to meet up for dinner. During the dinner they started teasing me under the table by rubbing my thigh in front of all my friends. So naturally I had to masturbate and fantasize as soon as I woke up!

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

I went on a bit of a sex toy shopping spree and got myself some toys I’ve wanted for a while. But while I waited for those I went into a store and picked up some cute sale toys! Let me show them off here, as I love to do for you all!!! ;)

I once again had time to kill before work and I woke up very horny. I’ve been using the Dipsea audio app for my solo sessions. I’ve since found an immersive audio that I can’t get enough of featuring two hot sounding men (American and British accents) who worship me. I love every minute and I orgasm on cue every time.

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

Finally got up the courage to try this toy out. Just had to jump right on it….Literally and figuratively…buuuuut it being a grinder I had to see how it held up to its name in that regard. It 100% holds up! In all the ways 10/10 will be using again.

The toys I ordered last night arrived this afternoon! I, of course, had to bring them both out to at least show-and-tell. Then, to use the one I’ve been looking forward to the most. Basically - tribbing with the Demon Pussy. I can’t wait to do this more as I move into ushering and enacting my more sapphic side.

I was interrupted while getting ready for work by the thoughts of a sex dream I’d woken up from that morning. I don’t remember much of the details while writing this, but I do remember seeing myself laid out with my legs open and my wet pussy exposed to the air while I begged to the point of crying to be fucked, touched, cocked…I could feel the yearning in my dream. I don’t even know that I got the sex I was whimpering for, I just know it made me incredibly horny. ^_^ Update: I told the person who the dream was about and he sent me a picture of his hard cock. I’m just giddy. And more horny thinking about it.

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)