Yoni Love Yoga

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

What started on the couch after I squeezed myself into an old corset from my burlesque days, got hot and naughty as it moved to the room. Something about putting on the fishnets with no underwear, maybe it was the way it lightly rubbed against my labia made my pussy trickle it’s juices down to part my soft lips. It made me tear through the fishnets so I could touch my yearning vulva. As soon as I got in front of my mirror in the bedroom it turned something on in me. The need to talk dirty…I guess to my toy cock I so badly wanted to use. Verbalizing every fantasy that popped into my head to do to my cock-friend, until I reached an amazing orgasm. The fun wasn’t over yet. We had some cleaning up to do. I felt the most efficient way was to use my mouth and throat until my toyfriend was completely satisfied ;)

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

Happily fed and content after an easter meal with the family, I got chatting with an old sex friend who lives across the country. Things got flirty, I started taking sexy pics and I got horny enough to drop what I was doing and hump the nearest thing…which happened to be my pillow ;) hump and grind with me to climax, babes!

I just had the busiest weekend I’ve had in a while. Socially drained and spending the weekend at family’s house (with thin walls) made me thirstier for a release than normal. -the leftover tp made me giggle. I didn’t even check before setting up to masturbate because I was in a hurry to get started lol just #realworldsex things

The toys I ordered last night arrived this afternoon! I, of course, had to bring them both out to at least show-and-tell. Then, to use the one I’ve been looking forward to the most. Basically - tribbing with the Demon Pussy. I can’t wait to do this more as I move into ushering and enacting my more sapphic side.

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

I got some cute new sleepwear and lingerie and of course I had to put it on all at once and do a fashion show for my M🧡NP community. As expected, taking my clothes off got me turned on pretty quickly, which quickly led to one of my favourite things - me tasting myself after an orgasm. I can definitely say I’m happy with my new loungewear. ;)

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

I had a very flirty dream I travelled to a city that one of my parasocial friends lives in and messaged them to meet up for dinner. During the dinner they started teasing me under the table by rubbing my thigh in front of all my friends. So naturally I had to masturbate and fantasize as soon as I woke up!