Full Service Massage: the Happy Ending

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I haven’t been in a very sexy mood lately, so it was to my surprise that I went to bed horny last night and woke up in the same state. That wasn’t the only surprise!!! While I thought I was going to have a nice long, slow passionate session with myself - I had time before needing to get ready for work - my orgasm came fairly quick and unexpectedly for when it did. Who else gets insanely horny in the morning?

It’s love month! Starting it off by loving myself in the best way I know how ;) sometimes I really do turn myself on. That’s why I’m online I guess… to share with everyone - why would I gatekeep this sexiness? Looks like I’m going to need a new rose suction toy though :’( RIP

I got this butterfly-wing cap around Halloween and it’s my new favourite thing to lounge around the apartment in. Clothed or not. With my roommate out of commission with a bad cold/flu, it was up to myself to take care of the building arousal that has been growing over the past week. Multiple orgasms after being unable to orgasm. Sometimes it feels good to spread your wings and be free ;)

It was warm enough to wear my new skort this weekend! It got cold again after…Spring is definitely coming, though. I decided to try to channel it further by putting on my skort again, pigtails & colourful ribbons, and my Lehrerboys rose t-shirt. <3

I took a vacation day from work and it was a fabulous day for me…FULL of self love. I looked great after my haircut and I felt sexy, so I made Cinna eat me out when he got home from work/before his date night with his other fwb (no sex because it’s her turn tonight). I was still super horny and sexed up when he left so I decided to continue to treat my sexy self by reapplying my lipstick from the day’s look, filling both holes and showing off all of my assets from the front and the back.

Today I worked from home, but luck would have it that my laptop had to do an update and then crashed. I thought “might as well have a little bit of fun while I wait” It’s been a few days since I’ve gotten off and honestly, I get so horny during my period…visuals not really needed to assist in that department right now. As you’ll see, I still use them (some fave Reddit posts - specifically r/RuinedOrgasm) I didn’t mean to ruin my orgasm, but it sometimes just happens when I’m watching others get ruined. I tried to make up for it by continuing to use my dildo on myself and achieve an orgasm, but I failed at that, too. I should be working, but all work and no play makes Keke a dull girl ;) I will definitely be trying again for that O later!!!

Watch Keke Kinks suck and fuck until the cat barges in and interrupts...sorry 😬

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

I decided to do some self care and get dressed up cute for fun, maybe reach out to a few of my FWBs to see if they’d want to come over since I was home alone. No such luck, but I didn’t want to waste the look so I kept the self-care going with my Lush 2 and my iPhone camera 😉