Full Service Massage: the Happy Ending

I don’t have a car so I use a grocery shopping and delivery service, so I don’t usually see the produce that the shopper picks out unless I ask them to send a picture. It was to my surprise that the bananas the shopper picked out were nearly the size of my head. Now, a little bit of back story: this isn’t the first produce I’ve played with. Back before I could buy my own sex toys I had many a hot, passionate night with a cucumber or two. Since then I have obviously used sex toys when the occasion arose, so this was fun and exciting. Even at that, the banana peel decided play time was over before I could finish. It’s been a sexually frustrating week…I can’t wait to share when all this orgasm build up finally blows ;)

I decided to savour the quiet of having the apartment to myself in my favourite way. Me time!!! I was feeling overstimulated from having company, so I decided to overstimulate myself in a different way. The oui’d, mood lighting, and Magic Wand really helped. And I kind of enjoyed doing it and not having to take my clothes off!!! It didn’t change how good the orgasm felt. Grinding against the fabric of my underwear just built the feeling up and made me more desperate for that sweet release. Wrapping it all up with a few diaphragmatic breaths to bring my heart rate down, and a hug for myself just felt right.

What started on the couch after I squeezed myself into an old corset from my burlesque days, got hot and naughty as it moved to the room. Something about putting on the fishnets with no underwear, maybe it was the way it lightly rubbed against my labia made my pussy trickle it’s juices down to part my soft lips. It made me tear through the fishnets so I could touch my yearning vulva. As soon as I got in front of my mirror in the bedroom it turned something on in me. The need to talk dirty…I guess to my toy cock I so badly wanted to use. Verbalizing every fantasy that popped into my head to do to my cock-friend, until I reached an amazing orgasm. The fun wasn’t over yet. We had some cleaning up to do. I felt the most efficient way was to use my mouth and throat until my toyfriend was completely satisfied ;)

Since I love showing off and finding new, creative ways to Make Love, Not Porn with myself, I wanted to try some new positions for my phone while I pleasure myself. This one is a real quickie, and the camera work needs…well…work. I enjoyed it all the same.

Watch me pleasure myself with my tail anal toy in, and intentionally not cum. I love to feel/watch my thighs and ass jiggle when I get close to orgasm. 20 minutes of just pleasure, no release. Plus, puns are fun. ;)

For my 29th birthday, I wanted to pleasure myself and have fun like I used to on my own (with some bubbly, that I forgot until after). Being the exhibitionist that I am, I had to share. No one likes working on their birthday, but it happens and I did what I could to unwind and treat myself ;). I could have had birthday sex, but I opted out of that to focus on myself and use some of my new toys. By the time this is live, my birthday will have passed but let's let the celebration live on!!! Cheers to 29 years, and thank you for everyone who has supported me this year xoxo

My roommate is the best person I could ask to live with, but sometimes I want uninhibited #metime. Broke out some lingerie I haven’t worn in a long time and changed things up.

What do you do when you don’t feel like having period sex? Blowjobs and anal! We both love bjs and anal (bj first always), and I love my tail plug :)

I’m just a 420 stoner chick who is horny a lot. I like to enjoy how being touched feels after a toke and live in the pleasure.

Lately this has been my favourite way to use this toy: just the tip on my labia or just inside me. This way the vibrations from the rabbit portion lightly brush my clit or vibrate the tissue surrounding it. It’s not too intense. But look at the way my vagina want to pull the whole thing in. Would you be able to use just the tip?