Salt Lamp Selfie

You know that feeling when you're not horny, but you want to be? You're like aspirationally horny? Sometimes all it takes for me is to put on a sexy bodysuit and take some thirsty pics of myself. This video is what ensued.

2023 was hot, omg. It was also the year of threesomes for me and my partner. Hope you enjoy some of my favourite moments from the past year, including a very special video that you haven't seen yet!

A lover recently asked me if I ever watch myself masturbate in the mirror on the wall at the end of my bed. To my own surprise I never had, but now it's my new thing! I usually think about other people when I masturbate, but in this video I got myself off thinking just about myself and what it would be like if I had 2 bodies, and could have sex with myself. More videos cumming soon ;)

My love and I were getting ready to go out to the theater and I put on these tights...we didn't get very far before he ripped them off me. We had hot sex all over my bed - it was such a fun time. I found something else to wear out that night!

The best part of working from home is getting to take a break to masturbate whenever I want. I was feeling thirsty and also horny, so I made you a little video. I drink some water, get really wet, add some lube and play with my clear dildo on the couch. I hope you enjoy it!

We've decided to live together! My love moved in recently with his cute green couch. We fucked on it with a fun new toy and learned the hard way that you should always put the lid back on your lube right away, because otherwise you will step on it and squirt it across the room! We had a lot of fun in this one.

I find it hilariously hard to use a dildo because I need a different rhythm with each hand which doesn't come easily to me. Watch me try and figure it out hahaha

This is probably the most chaotic and most MLNP-esque video we have ever made! We started off with me putting on a slutty choker with restraints. I gracelessly flopped onto the bed with my arms tied behind my back which made us both laugh. Then there was some touching, dick sucking, a water break, fingering, an interruption by our cat, some eating me out from behind, some soft serve, vibe play, kissing, and finally, 2 minutes of penetration that made us both cum. Then we watched our video back and had a good laugh at how cute we are. I hope it brings you pleasure and joy.

Something happened with my recent video submission and the last 11 minutes accidentally got cut off! What a tease. Here is Part 2 of Horny & Tender - the one with the cumming.

Hi! If you don't already know this about me, I thoroughly enjoy sucking his dick. I'm obsessed with it. It's just so good! Sometimes when I'm on my moon, I get really horny, but feel less like receiving and more like giving. At the end of this video I offer him a tissue because I am equal parts filthy and considerate.