Too Late For Curtains

When in doubt, add more lube. Even when my pussy is literally dripping to the floor, more lube is just better when it comes to toys. Any advice for getting a dick to stick to hardwood better?

As you may know, I rarely use vibrators, but I was very excited to try the new vibe I recently won from Bellesa! I found a sunny spot in the window, closed my eyes and started touching myself. When I was ready, I lubed up my new toy and pressed the power button. Nothing happened. I frantically pressed it a few more times in disbelief. I know I definitely charged it fully. I've seen all the memes about vibrators dying right before you cum—was this seriously happening to me right now? With the camera rolling? As it turns out, you just have to press and hold lol ffs. I'm such an amateur when it comes to toys, but once I got it figured out it was fun!

Whew, how does life keep getting hotter? We had a lot of different kinds of sex this year (and with a few different friends!) Here is a compilation of some of my favourite MLNP moments. I definitely did not make it all the way through this video and I'd like to see you try haha

My partner has been away for work for a couple of weeks and it's left me feeling ridiculously horny! Nothing turns me on more than not getting any haha. Anyway, I was basking in a patch of warm sunlight on my living room floor and I decided to touch myself. I hope it inspires you to maybe do the same ;)

I started flirting with someone I've never met before over text and he asked me if he could send me a pic (super sexy that he asked first). I said yes and he sent me a beautiful nude. I texted my partner about it and told him how turned on I was. We started sexting, all the while I was also sending photos back and forth with this stranger, and touching myself and trying to film it. It was a lot and it was really hot! I definitely need to get a separate device for filming so that I can more easily multitask.

It was mid-afternoon which always seems to be when we're both horny lately. We had just gotten home from the beach where we had a fun time surfing small waves that we had all to ourselves. We were both feeling pretty euphoric and alive from it. We had a shower to wash off the salt and sand, and then got into bed together to have steamy sex. This is our idea of a perfect day.

I first met Halfmooneyes at yoga many moons ago. The three of us also shared an apartment for a year and became good friends. It was during this time that I opened up to her about being a Make Love Not Pornstar. We eventually moved to opposite coasts and haven't seen each other in over a year. She came to visit us for a week and we had such a great time. We went to the Nordic Spa, cooked amazing food, went on walks and watched Blue Is The Warmest Color (if you haven't seen it, it has super hot queer sex in it and you should watch it!). We decided to take some sexy photos of each other for our respective OnlyFans accounts which we're both fairly new to. The sexual tension we built while taking photos together was unbearable. While she was taking photos of my love and I, things got very hot and heavy. He invited her to put the camera down and join in on the fun. An hour later we discovered that my phone had run out of space 14 seconds in(!) Rookie mistake. It's probably for the best though, because we may not have otherwise had a second threesome the following day if we weren't so excited at the prospect of sharing this amazing experience with MLNP. The moral of this story is: go to yoga and tell your friends about Make Love Not Porn. It might lead to a threesome! Also make sure you have enough space on your phone lol Visit Halfmooneyes' profile for part 2

My partner is away for the weekend for work and as usual, being apart for even just one night makes me so horny. I was feeling soft and sensual. Watch me tease and touch myself in bed until I cum, lit by the salt lamp.

We're in Costa Rica! I stayed home while my love went surfing today. I caught a wave of horniness while I was sitting on the deck, surrounded by jungle, and I decided to touch myself. I cum pretty hard in this video, overtop of a soundtrack of one million cicadas.

It was midday and I was alone at work, except for the guy servicing the furnace downstairs. I decided to take a break to service myself at my desk! The joys of being the boss.